Vanilla Wants to End It All

  • Season 2 , Ep 3
  • 10/19/2011
  • Views: 7,484

When your owner is a technical manuscript editor, you look for any way out. (3:12)

I GOT ANOTHER ROWIN THE SUDOKU PUZZLE.

AND THIS ONE'S IN EXPERT.VANILLA, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

( whines )

- I LOVE YOU, #3.- ( barks )

I'M COMING ON ANOTHER ROW.

- ( whines )- WHAT'S THAT, BUDDY?

NO, I'M GOOD.WE'LL GO FOR A WALK LATER.

WE'VE GOTTA WATCH SUDOKUCHAMPIONSHIPS ON E.S.P.N.

- ( whines )- OH, I THINK THEY'RE ON RIGHT NOW.

YEAH, IT'S HERE,VANILLA.

VANILLA, DON'T YOUWANNA WATCH THEM? HEH.

VANILLA?

SUDOKU CHAMPIONSHIPS,

YOUR FAVORITE.

VANILLA?ALL RIGHT.

VANILLA,YOU IN HERE, BUDDY?

- ( choking )- OH MY GOD, NO!

VANILLA! VANILLA!

GET THAT OFF.

OH, MY VANILLA.

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?

HOW LONG HAVE YOU HADSUICIDAL IDEATION?

- ( whimpers )- NOW, VANILLA, WERE YOU TEAT-FED?

- ( whimpers )- OKAY, BOTTLE-FED. VERY INTERESTING.

OKAY, YOU CAN COME ONIN NOW IF YOU LIKE.

THERE IS NO EASY WAYTO SAY THIS,

BUT YOUR DOG TRIEDTO COMMIT SUICIDE

BECAUSE HE'S BOREDWITH YOU.

I AM VERY FUN.

WELL, RIGHT NOW I'M NOTHAVING ANY FUN WITH YOU.

WELL, YOU WOULD BEIF YOU WERE AT MY HOUSE,

WHICH I CALL THE FUN ZONE.

- WHAT DO YOU DO FOR WORK?- I EDIT TECHNICAL MANUSCRIPTS FOR COMPUTERS

AND IT IS A ROLLER COASTEREVERY DAY.

I EXAMINEDHIS SUICIDE NOTE

AND IT IS ALLRIGHT THERE.

- I FEEL AWFUL.- OKAY, NOW THIS IS NOT ABOUT YOU.

THIS IS ABOUT VANILLA.

PLEASE MONITOR HIM CLOSELY.

HE IS ON DEATH WATCH.

♪ IF YOU WANT, SAY THE WORD ♪

♪ AND I'LL WALK AWAY...

- ( electricity crackles )- ( yelps )

- ♪ BUT I FEAR TO HAVE YOU NEAR... ♪- OH, VANILLA!

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS?

- ( engine starts )- ♪ AND IF THE WORDS DON'T COME EASY... ♪

- ( coughing )- ♪ YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY

♪ WE DON'T HAVE TO MAKE SO MUCH ♪

♪ OF GOODBYE

- ( bicycle bell rings )- ♪ HOO

- ♪ OOH OOH OOH. - ( metal dragging )

- ( tires screech )- ( barks, whining )

( man crying ) VANILLA, VANILLA!

VANILLA, I LOVE YOU.

BUT IF THISIS WHAT YOU WANT,

THEN WHO AM I TO STANDIN YOUR WAY?

I AM SORRYTHAT I FAILED YOU.

( whimpers )

( barking )

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT!NO NO.

- NO.- ( barks )

ALL-- ALL RIGHT, BOY.

HE SEEMS TO BE SAYINGTHAT NOW THAT HE KNOWS

YOU'RE CAPABLE OF KILLINGSOMEONE WITH A PILLOW,

HE NO LONGER THINKSYOU'RE BORING.

- ( barks )- IS THAT TRUE?

( barks )

- ( growling )- HUH?

- ( muffled shouting )- ♪ MMM...

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