Samuel L. Jackson Beer - Uncensored

  • Season 2 , Ep 1
  • 01/21/2004
  • Views: 699,459

Even after you drink Samuel L. Jackson's beer, he'll still be yelling at you. (1:14)

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WHAT'LL IT BE, GUYS ?

I'LL HAVEA SCOTCH ON THE ROCKS.

I'LL HAVEA SAMUEL ADAMS.

I'LL HAVEA SAMUEL JACKSON.

YOU KNOW SOMETHING ?

I'LL HAVEA SAMUEL JACKSON, TOO.

ME THREE.

( all laughing )

THREE SAMUEL JACKSON'SCOMING RIGHT UP.

GOOD MOTHERFUCKIN' CHOICE,MOTHERFUCKER.

SAMUEL JACKSON,MADE PAINSTAKINGLY BY ME,

SAMUEL L. JACKSON.

IT'LL GET YOU DRUNK !

YOU'LL BE FUCKIN' FAT GIRLSIN NO TIME !

YOU MIGHT EVENFIGHT A NIGGA' OR TWO !

MMM-MMM, BITCH !

HOW'S IT TASTE,MOTHERFUCKA' ?

HUH ?!

CAN YOU STOPYELLING AT ME, PLEASE ?

NO, I CAN'T STOP YELLING,'CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK !

YOU AIN'T NEVERSEEN MY MOVIES ?!

"JUICE",THAT WAS A GOOD ONE !

"DEEP BLUE SEA" !

THEY ATE ME,A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME !

DRINK, BITCH !

"JURASSIC PARK" !

SAMUEL JACKSON,IT'S MY BEER !

"YES, THEY DESERVED TO DIE

AND I HOPETHEY BURN IN HELL !"

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