White Zombies

Michael Jackson Halloween Season 2, Ep 6 10/31/2012 Views: 359,994

One neighborhood is hit by zombies and racism, all in the same day. (2:20)

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[ominous music]

- [breathing heavily]ALL RIGHT, LISTEN UP.

SHERIFF'S DEPARTMENT'SCLOSE BY--WE'LL BE SAFE THERE.

- OKAY.- STAY CLOSE.

- [blows air]- I'LL GET YOU OUT OF HERE.

- [snarling]

all: [screaming]

[screaming and whimpering]

- OH, MY GOD!- OH, MY GOD!

- THEY GOT BRAD!- [whimpers]

- THEY GOT BRAD!THEY GOT BRAD!

- HEY, THEY DIDN'T GET US!THEY DIDN'T GET US!

- [whimpers]- OKAY? WE'RE STILL ALIVE.

- YEAH, RIGHT.- KEEP IT TOGETHER.

- YEAH, OKAY.- WE GOTTA MAKE IT

TO THAT SHERIFF'S STATION.- RIGHT.

OH, MY GOD.

- [gasps]

- [screaming]

- WE GOTTA GO THROUGH 'EM.JUST STAY TOGETHER,

KEEP MOVING,AND DON'T GET BIT.

GO!

- [whimpering]

- ARE YOU GETTING THIS?- YEAH, WHAT IS UP?

- ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO.LET'S GO.

- THIS ISSOME CRAZY [bleep].

IT'S--WHAT?

- UM--

- OH.- AIN'T THAT SOME [bleep]?

- THESE ARE SOME RACISTMOTHER-[bleep] ZOMBIES!

- WHY WOULD YOU EVENLOCK THE DOOR?

I MEAN, THE WINDOW'S BROKEN,AND--

- [gasps]- OKAY.

- OH! OH, HELL, NO.

- THAT'S--- NO, NO, NO.

OH, COME ON!

- WHAT IS THAT?

- THEY SERIOUSLYWOULDN'T LET HER EAT US.

- THAT'S--- HEY, GUYS.

ISN'T THIS GREAT?

THESE RACIST ZOMBIESARE LEAVING US ALONE.

COME ON,WE'RE HAVING A PARTY.

[funk music]

- THE BEER IS HERE!

[cheering]

AND LOOK WHO I BROUGHT.COME ON, MAN.

[cheering]

[ominous music]

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