Ask a Gay Dude

  • Season 1, Ep 6
  • 02/26/2003
  • Views: 47,480

Mario Cantone answers a question about men's oral sex skills and responds to Dee Snider's tease. (1:20)

ALL RIGHT,I WOULD LIKE TO KNOW

WHEN A GAY GUY IS PERFORMINGORAL SEX,

IS IT BETTER THAN A FEMALE ?

BETTER, BETTER...HOW THE FUCK DO I KNOW ?

NEXT QUESTION !

IT'S BETTER !

HEY, YO, I JUST GOTONE QUESTION

FOR YOUFRUITY PANTS OUT THERE,

IT'S BAZAAR ROYALE FROM BLOODLINE RECORDS,

I WANNA KNOW,WHAT IS THE RAINBOW ABOUT ?!

WHAT IS THE RAINBOWABOUT ?!

I'M NOT FEELIN' THE RAINBOW !I'M NOT FEELIN' THE RAINBOW !

GET BACK AT MEABOUT THAT !

"FRUITY PANTS",LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

I'LL PUT A BAND-AIDOVER YOUR LEFT CHEEK

AND MAKE YOU MY NELLY.

FRUITY PANTS !

SINCE YOU'RE GUYS...

LIKE, GUYS ARE ALWAYS,LIKE, AFTER EVERY CHICK...

SO, SINCE YOU'RE STILL A GUY,BUT YOU LIKE GUYS,

THEN, YOU'D BEAFTER EVERY GUY...

SO, DO YOU WANT ME...NOW ?

DO YOU WANT THIS ?

YOU CAN'T HAVE THIS,BUT IF YOU WANT...

I WANNA KNOWDO YOU WANT THIS ?

OH-HO, YOU TEASE.YOU BIG TEASE.

HOLD ON ONE SECOND.

( retching & spitting )

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