- ALL RIGHT,Y'ALL GATHER ROUND.
GATHER ROUND.WELCOME, GENTLEMEN.
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAYFOR AN AUCTION.
ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL,GET ON UP THERE.
- PUT THAT WHIP DOWNAND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH.
- STRAIGHT UP.
I DON'T CARE WHAT PLANTATIONI END UP ON.
I'M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLTIN THIS MOTHER[bleep].
- HELLS YEAH.
- WE HAVE LOT A,LOT B, AND LOT C.
- UH, $3 ON LOT A.- $4.
- 5!
- $5 GOING ONCE, TWICE,THREE TIMES, SOLD.
LOT A GOES TO THE MANIN THE BLACK HAT.
- I MEAN, GOOD.- YEAH.
- [chuckles] I'M GLADI DIDN'T GET SOLD,
'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE OWNEDBY ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.
- WHOEVER BUYS ME, THEY BETTERKILL ME THE FIRST DAY,
OR I'MA GO BUCK-WILDON THE WHOLE OPERATION.
- OKAAY?
- NEXT ONE,GET UP ON UP THERE, NOW.
- OH, THIS--OKAY.
both: [inhale]
- $6 ON LOT A.
- $7!- EIGHT.
- 9!
- $9 GOING ONCE, TWICE,THREE TIMES, SOLD!
both: [exhale]
- OKAY, WELL,YOU HAVE TO BUY THAT DUDE.
- IT'S A NO-BRAINER.- I MEAN, THAT GUY'S HUGE.
- A MASSIVE INDIVIDUAL.
- THAT'S TWO OF ME.- ANYBODY WOULD BUY HIM.
- I'D BUY THAT DUDE.
- MY QUESTION ISHOW'D THEY CATCH HIM?
- NEXT!
- OKAY. OH, YEAH.- YEAH.
- $2 ON LOT A.
- $2 GOING ONCE, TWICE,THREE TIMES, SOLD.
- SEE, NOW,THAT SURPRISES ME.
- THAT IS INTERESTING,TO SAY THE LEAST.
- I MEAN, WELL, IT JUST SEEMSLIKE AT A CERTAIN POINT,
IT'S LIKE, DO THEY EVEN KNOWWHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR?
- IT'S LIKETHE WHOLE CRITERIA
SEEMS JUST A LITTLEINCONSISTENT.
- I MEAN, AT SOME POINT,I WANT TO BE ON LOT A.
- YEAH, WHICH--CAN A BROTHA GET ON LOT A?
- NEXT.
- OH, HERE WE GO.- HERE WE GO.
- BEEN A PLEASURE.- GIVE 'EM HELL.
- ALL RIGHT.- OKAY.
- $8 ON LOT A.
- GOING ONCE, TWICE,THREE TIMES, SOLD!
- HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?- NOPE, NOT TRUE.
- HOW DOES IT HAPPEN?
- WHAT YOU JUST SAID--THAT'S GOBBLEDYGOOK.
OKAY? THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.'CAUSE WHAT CAN THIS DUDE DO?
LOOK AT HIM.WHAT COULD HE PICK?
A COTTON PLANTIS, LIKE, THIS TALL.
- YES.- I'M SAY--
NO OFFENSE, BROTHA,I'M JUST SAYING.
- OFFENSE TAKEN.- WHA--[gasps]
AM I WRONG? IS HE NOT SHORT?HE'S SHORT.
BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHORTIN REAL LIFE, IN THE WORLD.
- YOU'RE GOOD, MAN.- ENOUGH.
I WILL NOT HAVEMY REPUTATION TAINTED,
SELLIN' SUPERFICIAL,BIGOTED SLAVES.
- SUPERFICIAL? DID THAT REALLYJUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?
- THAT'S IT!THIS AUCTION'S OVER!
- AUCTION'S OVER?- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.
NO, IT'S--IT AIN'T OVER.IT'S NOT OVER!
I'M STRONG, Y'ALL!
I'M VERY STR--I CAN SLEEP IN A BUCKET.
- I'M FAST, I GOT STAMINA,AND I KNOW MAGIC.
- MY WORST QUALITYIS THAT I'M A PERFECTIONIST.
- LET ME MEN--HAVE I MENTIONED THIS? DOCILE.
I AM AGREEABLETO A FAULT.
YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DUDEWHO ASKED ME TO GET ON THE BOAT
WHEN WE CAME OVER HERE.
- NOT A VIOLENT BONEIN MY BODY.
- I JUST WALKED RIGHT ON,NO BIG DEAL.
NEVER SEEN A BOATIN MY LIFE.