Auction Block

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 02/14/2012
  • Views: 118,421

Everyone bids on the slaves for sale at Lot A, much to the chagrin of the guys on Lot B and Lot C. (2:55)

Tags:  slavery, racism, business

- ALL RIGHT,Y'ALL GATHER ROUND.

GATHER ROUND.WELCOME, GENTLEMEN.

WHAT A BEAUTIFUL AND BLESSED DAYFOR AN AUCTION.

ALL RIGHT, Y'ALL,GET ON UP THERE.

- PUT THAT WHIP DOWNAND SEE WHAT HAPPENS, THOUGH.

- STRAIGHT UP.

I DON'T CARE WHAT PLANTATIONI END UP ON.

I'M STRAIGHT STAGING A REVOLTIN THIS MOTHER[bleep].

- HELLS YEAH.

- WE HAVE LOT A,LOT B, AND LOT C.

- UH, $3 ON LOT A.- $4.

- 5!

- $5 GOING ONCE, TWICE,THREE TIMES, SOLD.

LOT A GOES TO THE MANIN THE BLACK HAT.

- I MEAN, GOOD.- YEAH.

- [chuckles] I'M GLADI DIDN'T GET SOLD,

'CAUSE I DON'T WANT TO BE OWNEDBY ANOTHER HUMAN BEING.

- WHOEVER BUYS ME, THEY BETTERKILL ME THE FIRST DAY,

OR I'MA GO BUCK-WILDON THE WHOLE OPERATION.

- OKAAY?

- NEXT ONE,GET UP ON UP THERE, NOW.

- OH, THIS--OKAY.

both: [inhale]

- $6 ON LOT A.

- $7!- EIGHT.

- 9!

- $9 GOING ONCE, TWICE,THREE TIMES, SOLD!

both: [exhale]

- OKAY, WELL,YOU HAVE TO BUY THAT DUDE.

- IT'S A NO-BRAINER.- I MEAN, THAT GUY'S HUGE.

- A MASSIVE INDIVIDUAL.

- THAT'S TWO OF ME.- ANYBODY WOULD BUY HIM.

- I'D BUY THAT DUDE.

- MY QUESTION ISHOW'D THEY CATCH HIM?

- NEXT!

- OKAY. OH, YEAH.- YEAH.

- $2 ON LOT A.

- $2 GOING ONCE, TWICE,THREE TIMES, SOLD.

- SEE, NOW,THAT SURPRISES ME.

- THAT IS INTERESTING,TO SAY THE LEAST.

- I MEAN, WELL, IT JUST SEEMSLIKE AT A CERTAIN POINT,

IT'S LIKE, DO THEY EVEN KNOWWHAT THEY'RE LOOKING FOR?

- IT'S LIKETHE WHOLE CRITERIA

SEEMS JUST A LITTLEINCONSISTENT.

- I MEAN, AT SOME POINT,I WANT TO BE ON LOT A.

- YEAH, WHICH--CAN A BROTHA GET ON LOT A?

- NEXT.

- OH, HERE WE GO.- HERE WE GO.

- BEEN A PLEASURE.- GIVE 'EM HELL.

- ALL RIGHT.- OKAY.

- $8 ON LOT A.

- GOING ONCE, TWICE,THREE TIMES, SOLD!

- HOW DOES THAT HAPPEN?- NOPE, NOT TRUE.

- HOW DOES IT HAPPEN?

- WHAT YOU JUST SAID--THAT'S GOBBLEDYGOOK.

OKAY? THAT CAN'T BE TRUE.'CAUSE WHAT CAN THIS DUDE DO?

LOOK AT HIM.WHAT COULD HE PICK?

A COTTON PLANTIS, LIKE, THIS TALL.

- YES.- I'M SAY--

NO OFFENSE, BROTHA,I'M JUST SAYING.

- OFFENSE TAKEN.- WHA--[gasps]

AM I WRONG? IS HE NOT SHORT?HE'S SHORT.

BUT YOU ARE ACTUALLY SHORTIN REAL LIFE, IN THE WORLD.

- YOU'RE GOOD, MAN.- ENOUGH.

I WILL NOT HAVEMY REPUTATION TAINTED,

SELLIN' SUPERFICIAL,BIGOTED SLAVES.

- SUPERFICIAL? DID THAT REALLYJUST COME OUT OF YOUR MOUTH?

- THAT'S IT!THIS AUCTION'S OVER!

- AUCTION'S OVER?- WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

NO, IT'S--IT AIN'T OVER.IT'S NOT OVER!

I'M STRONG, Y'ALL!

I'M VERY STR--I CAN SLEEP IN A BUCKET.

- I'M FAST, I GOT STAMINA,AND I KNOW MAGIC.

- MY WORST QUALITYIS THAT I'M A PERFECTIONIST.

- LET ME MEN--HAVE I MENTIONED THIS? DOCILE.

I AM AGREEABLETO A FAULT.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THE DUDEWHO ASKED ME TO GET ON THE BOAT

WHEN WE CAME OVER HERE.

- NOT A VIOLENT BONEIN MY BODY.

- I JUST WALKED RIGHT ON,NO BIG DEAL.

NEVER SEEN A BOATIN MY LIFE.

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