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They're the only gyms that aremade up of 100% locker rooms.
- So, I see this giantpair of titties, right?
And I just grab them because I could.
- Last night I was out at thebar, and I grabbed this ass.
And guess what?
There was a woman attached to it.
This is how guys speak.
- [Narrator] At Trump gyms,all your completely acceptable,
everyone-has-them conversations,will remain fully private.
And Trump gyms also feature
the best personal trainersthat money can buy.
- A lot of guys come inhere and they're thinking
I could never boast aboutcommitting a sexual assault,
but I promise you after 30days, you will be transformed
into a world-class piece of shit.
- I saw this girl andtold her she was pretty.
- Come on, man, you cando better than that.
- She walked by and I slapped her ass.
- Nah, nah, nah, come on,come on, give it to me.
- I grabbed her by the pussy.
- Woo, my man!
Good set, guy.
- Yes!- Nice.
- [Narrator] If you're not getting
this kind of misogynistic,technically criminal talk
in your gym's locker room, guess what?
You're going to the wrong gym.
- This hand grabber seems really small.
- [Narrator] No, it's not;they're perfectly normal.
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