Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

Masturbating Sniper

Season 1 E 5 • 11/09/2010

A police sniper's bizarre fetish begins to spiral out of control.

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02:24

"Precious" Video Game
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Motion capture for a video game based on the movie "Precious" quickly goes off the rails.
10/26/2010
02:00

Blind Boss
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E3

A visually impaired CEO tries to hide his disability from his employees.
10/26/2010
02:15

Merv Farenz, Voodoo Lawyer
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E3

Attorney Merv Farenz helps those afflicted with scorpion teeth, snake pubes and other common voodoo curses.
10/26/2010
01:25

Gay Robot - New Student
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4

Gay Robot's tutoring gets derailed by his attraction to one of the Professor's students.
11/02/2010
02:31

The Time Traveler
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4

A man travels from 2041 to 2010 with a bowel problem and a dire warning.
11/02/2010
02:19

Creepios
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4

Kids love Creepios, but have mixed feelings about the cereal's mascot, Mr. Creepy.
11/02/2010
00:58

Survibrator
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E4

A combination sex toy/camping tool has everything you'll need to survive in the woods.
11/02/2010
02:30

Going Green
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5

Two high school students take an interest in environmentalism for all the wrong reasons.
11/09/2010
01:43

Gay Robot - Facebook Update
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5

When Gay Robot's friend Tito posts a provocative status update, it inspires him to be more forthcoming online.
11/09/2010
01:57

Treasure Map
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5

The captain of a pirate ship learns the unfortunate location of Bluebeard's treasure map.
11/09/2010
02:14

Masturbating Sniper
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E5

An expert rifleman employs an unorthodox approach to taking down his targets.
11/09/2010
02:31

"Avatar" STD
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6

Nick contracts an extraterrestrial STD following a sexual encounter with a colleague.
11/16/2010
01:32

Gay Robot - Sex Offender
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6

Gay Robot's friends show him a new phone app that pinpoints sex offenders living in the area.
11/16/2010
02:29

Critter Gitters
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6

Two animal wranglers find themselves in over their heads when they're sent to deal with an aroused bear.
11/16/2010
02:01

Superman's Repayment
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E6

Superman has some suggestions as to how a damsel in distress can repay him for saving her life.
11/16/2010
02:28

Time Capsule
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7

Small-town officials unearth a 100-year-old time capsule and discover some unusual artifacts inside.
11/23/2010
01:49

Gay Robot - Alien Abduction
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7

Gay Robot decides to visit Roswell, New Mexico, so that aliens can probe his orifices.
11/23/2010
02:24

Role-Playing
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7

Nick's girlfriend gets a little too into their role-playing scenario.
11/23/2010
01:51

The Old House
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS1 E7

A man arrives at the house where he grew up with a request for the current occupants.
11/23/2010
01:44

Suck Your Own D**k Abs - Uncensored
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1

Finally, an exercise routine that lets men get serious about their bodies and have fun at the same time.
10/05/2011
01:25

Save the Fat Americans
Nick Swardson's Pretend TimeS2 E1

Nick makes an earnest plea for starving families everywhere to help save a fat American.
10/05/2011
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