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Thank you very much.Please have a seat.
So kind.Such a kind audience.
-(cheering continues)-I know, I know.
I'm your host, Larry Wilmore.
Uh, man,we have such a good show.
Rapper M1 is on the paneltonight, guys.
-(cheering, applause)-I am so excited about that.
Now, I have to say, um,when I think of Charlie Rose,
um, I think of two things.
Number one,international sex symbol.
True. Accomplished journalist,right?
So here he is this week askingJoe Biden about the Middle East,
and it seemsJoe Biden has confusion
about who's interviewing whom.
We've had a problem overthrowingthese dictators,
like Mubarak and like Gaddafiand like Saddam.
Would we have been better offif they'd stayed?
My question was, okay...tell me what happens.
He's gone. What happens?
Doesn't the countrydisintegrate?
What happens then?
Okay, I know what the first stepis, and the second step.
What's the thirdand fourth step?
Hmm. Uh, I'll tell youwhat the fifth step is.
Answer the questions!
You answer the questions.
Actually, to be fair,Biden is prepping
for his ownpost-White House show,
Afternoon Joe with Joe Biden: I'll ask the (bleep) questions.
All right. Moving on.
This week wasthe summer solstice,
giving us the shortest nightsof the year.
And speaking of making(bleep) less dark,
let's check in with what'shappening with The Unblackening.
Ah, my favorite song. Mm-hmm.
Now, it seems that Donald Trumphas taken the de-Negrofication
of the White House so literally,even his finances are moving
out of the blackand into the red.
NEWSMAN: With just months to go before the general election,
it looks like the Trump campaign
is essentially broke.
NEWSWOMAN: Financial reports show the Trump campaign
started June with just over $1 million in cash on hand
while Hillary Clinton had $42 million.
Forty... Oh, my God!
Hillary's cashoutnumbers Trump's
by a factor of 42?
Which, ironically, will bethe same as the age difference
between Trumpand his future fourth wife.
Sure. Look out,Slavic ladies born in 1987.
Now, Trump's financial woesseem especially ironic
given Trump's tweetfrom less than a month ago
from his campaign.
Uh, and I quote,"more cash than any campaign
in the history of politics."
Meaning hissocial media presence
is even more dishonestthan mine.
Sorry, Nancy,but I didn't want you to have
the best birthday ever.
-(laughter)-I was lying.
Still, if Trump's lack of cashseems hard to believe,
wait until you hear how he spentthe money he does have.
NEWSMAN: Other glaring findings this month--
17% of the campaign spending was dished out
to Trump-related entities,
like when the campaign rents space
from a Trump property for an event.
Okay, here's whatthey're talking about.
In May, Trump paid $423,000
to his own palatialFlorida estate, Mar-a-Lago.
Okay? Let me break this down.
So, here's candidate Trumprunning for president, right?
And then here are the peopledonating to candidate Trump.
"Yay! Take our money!We're stupid!" Right? Okay.
-(whooping, shouting)-All right, hold on. All right.
And candidate Trump,candidate Trump says,
"Yeah, I'm gonna take that moneyand throw a big campaign event.
"How about that big,tacky, gaudy, (bleep)..."
And then businessman Trump says,"Oh, good,
I own that big, tacky,gaudy, (bleep)...
Okay? So then businessman Trump
charges candidate Trumpfull price.
So both Trumps profitwhile America takes the loss.
That's calledthe Mar-a-Lago Shuffle.
It's a classic grift.
And Mar-a-Lago isn't the onlyplace he's running this grift.
When you searchhis campaign's financial records
for the word "Trump,"you find over a dozen
self-titled companiesgetting money from the campaign.
I mean, this politicalshell game is so transparent.
It's why I don't name anyof my scam companies for myself.
-(laughter)-Mm. I don't.
-(whooping, applause)-That is so obvious.
It's... guys, no,I give them weird names
like Bizzflash Strategiesand...
Yeah, that's right, bitches.
Didn't know I owned Quiznos,did you?
That's right, I do. Yeah.
Quiznos. The sandwich chain
that didn't accidentallyhitch its wagon
to a child molesterfor 15 years.
(laughter, whooping, applause)
And it's toasted. Mmm.
Okay. We gonna get in troublefor that one.
It's true, it's true.
We didn't do it, right?
We did not. We did not.
All we did was enjoythe sandwiches. Okay.
And with all this talkabout Trump's shady finances,
the Benghazi Kid took the podiumto set Donald straight, okay?
And she even made,like, a Celes...
Celestial Seasoningsvariety pack
and offered some zingers.
He's written a lot of booksabout business.
They all seem to endat Chapter 11.
(shouts, laughter, whooping)
Yeah, if there's one thingthat'll make Hillary
seem less stiffon the campaign trail,
it's quoting from the 101 Hilarious Accountant Jokes.
Well done, Hillary, well done.
But that wasn't Hillary'sonly slam.
Hillary Clinton called youthe king of debt.
Well, no, she didn't call me,I call myself the king of debt.
I'm the king of debt.I'm great with debt.
Nobody knows debtbetter than me.
I've made a fortuneby using debt.
This man has no shame, you guys!
He's actually proud of debt.
I've never seen anybody turnmore (bleep) into fool's gold
-than Donald Trump.-(laughter)
You know, maybewhen you're that orange,
it just feels comfortable beingin the red. I don't get it.
Okay. So, here to tell us more
about his recentcampaign finance troubles
is the Republican nomineehimself, Donald Trump.
All right, uh, now, Mr. Trump,how do you explain
your campaign finances?
I mean, they seem so dismal.
Excuse me, excuse me.You're dismal, okay?
My finances, they're fantastic.
I mean, they'reat an all-time high
of being at an all-time low.
They're the highest finances
in terms of lowness, okay,you'll ever find, okay?
-(laughter)-Believe me, believe me.
that doesn't even make sense!
-Look, when it comesto my finances, -Uh-huh.
-I am completely in the black,okay? -Right.
Which, by the way, is the onlyblack I'd ever be in, okay?
-(audience ooh'ing)-So, uh...
sorry... sorry, Omarosa,but, uh, not gonna happen, okay?
Okay, that's revolting,all right?
And, okay, now,how come you don't care
about your campaign'smoney troubles?
-You just... -BecauseI am the king of debt, okay?
-Right. -I am number oneat world-class debt.
Ask anybody in Atlantic City,they'll tell you.
I mean, when you're Trump,losing is the ultimate form
All right, so you admit yourcandidacy is just a-an excuse
to funnel moneyinto the Trump empire?
That's right. It's genius,isn't it? It, uh,
as The New York Times reported last night,
I paid over a million dollarsto my businesses
and family members in May alone.
Hell, I even paid my son Eric,and he's a (bleep) idiot.
Um... all right.
I think we're trying...
we're starting to findcommon ground here.
But that's really not somethingto brag about, really.
But look, look,he's the most unbelievable
-fantastic idiot you'veever met, believe me. -Okay.
He's a Trump, he's a Trump.
So, look, the American people,they like me because, look,
I'm the only person in history
running asa "true American", okay?
Look, I'm in this to get rich.I'm piling up massive debt
and I'm leaving a trailof cheap memorabilia
in my wake, okay?
Wow, you're right.
That does sound American.I guess we deserve it.
Donald Trump, everybody.We'll be right back.