Obama's Anger Translator - On the First Debate - Uncensored

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Obama responds to critics of his performance in the first presidential debate along with his anger translator Luther. (1:16)

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[Hail to the Chief plays]

- GOOD EVENING,MY FELLOW AMERICANS.

WITH ME, AS ALWAYS,IS MY ANGER TRANSLATOR, LUTHER.

- HI.- NOW, AFTER THE LAST DEBATE,

I WAS CRITICIZEDFOR NOT SHOWING ENOUGH EMOTION.

- I SHOULD'VE BEENON THAT STAGE!

OH, MY GOD! MITT!

IF I WAS A SIBERIAN TIGER,YOUR ASS WOULD'VE BEEN ROY!

STR-R-AIGHT UP!

- I WAS FAULTED FOR A LACKOF PITHY RETORTS

OR "ZINGERS."

BUT WE CAN DO BETTERTHAN THAT.

WITTY RESPONSESARE NOT GOING TO RESOLVE

THIS NATION'S DEFICIT.

- HOW YOU GONNA FIRE SESAME STREET?

ONE OF THOSE MOTHER[bleep]

ALREADY LIVESIN A TRASH CAN!

ZING.

- AND A ONE-LINERIS NOT GOING TO SOLVE

THE PROBLEMS WE HAVEWITH OUR TAX CODE,

WHICH MY OPPONENT

SEEMS TO HAVE ENTIRELYCHANGED HIS POSITION ON.

- THIS MOTHER[bleep] GETSMORE REBOOTS THAN SPIDER-MAN.

AND BOOM GOES THE DYNAMITE.

- I LOOK FORWARD TO A DEBATE

BASED ON SUBSTANCE,NOT ON ZINGERS.

- I GOT A MORMON ZINGER.TAKE MY WIVES, PLEASE!

OHH-HO-HO, [bleep]!I SAID "WIVES."

- THANK YOU,AND GOOD NIGHT.

- THIS MESSAGE BROUGHT TO YOUBY THE LETTER "SUCK MY"

AND THE NUMBER "[bleep]."

both: OHH!

- [laughs]- SNAP, AMERICA.

SNAP, INDEED.

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