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The Great Turtle Race

Season 3 • 04/11/2007

Stephen is now the proud papa of an endangered turtle: Stephanie Colbertle the Turtle.

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02:22

Bears & Balls - Home
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If you're selling your home, fill it with an enticing aroma -- like pheromones. Works for deer hunting.
04/10/2007
00:34

Intro - 4/10/07
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Stephen sits down with author Jeannette Walls and talks about the bursting housing bubble.
04/10/2007
02:47

Stephen's Racial Slurs
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Stephen thought he put the controversy surrounding his racial slurs to rest by replaying the comments and not apologizing.
04/10/2007
03:20

The Word - Hip Replacement
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When people start following "The Young Invincibles," health care will go the way of acid washed jeans.
04/10/2007
00:52

Anna Nicole's Baby Daddy
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If Stephen has one complaint about the news media these days, it's that the Anna Nicole Smith case is not getting the coverage it deserves.
04/11/2007
03:54

Sport Report - Spirit Loses
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The Saginaw Spirit's season is over, but Stephen looks forward to covering Ontario League Hockey again next year.
04/11/2007
00:11

Sign Off - Not Literally
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Stephen (or equivalent) will see you tomorrow.
04/11/2007
03:39

The Word - Season Pass
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Stephen doesn't like reality TV -- anything that makes stars of ordinary people takes money out of the pockets of extraordinary people like him.
04/11/2007
00:34

Intro - 4/11/07
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Stephen discusses Islam with author Vali Nasr and breaks the big news from the annual leatherback turtle migration.
04/11/2007
07:06

Vali Nasr
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Vali Nasr discusses the difference between Sunnis and Shias -- though Stephen thought the major difference was whether they greeted us with flowers or candy.
04/11/2007
03:48

The Great Turtle Race
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Normally, Stephen isn't an endangered species-hugger, unless he's hugging a snow leopard out of its last breath.
04/11/2007
00:10

Sign Off - French Canadian Viewers
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Stephen says goodnight to his French Canadian viewers.
04/12/2007
00:27

Intro - 4/12/07
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Stephen discusses the role of religion in public life with Dr. Richard Land and building manager Tad goes to an eagle festival.
04/12/2007
06:07

Dr. Richard Land
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Dr. Richard Land of the Southern Baptist Convention gives Stephen the scoop on Northern Baptists.
04/12/2007
06:40

A Girl for Stephen Jr.
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Tad the Building Manager goes to the Eagle Festival in search of a girlfriend for Stephen Jr.
04/12/2007
03:19

The Word - Body Armor
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Stephen isn't saying we don't face challenges in Iraq -- they still don't get his show in the Sunni triangle.
04/12/2007
03:00

The Pope and Iraq
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If the Pope wants a project, Stephen could help him get his own ice cream.
04/12/2007
00:11

Sign Off - Fondest Memories
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Stephen details where in your brain you can find tonight's episode.
04/16/2007
03:20

Paulina Likes Stephen
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Stephen isn't surprised that Paulina Porizkova thinks he's hot, since looking at Ric Ocasek is like looking in a mirror.
04/16/2007
01:28

Mope Retraction
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Stephen misidentifies the Mormon pope, but calls on the Mormon church to correct the mistake.
04/16/2007
00:35

Intro - 4/16/07
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Alberto Gonzales prepares to testify before Congress, Paul Wolfowitz gets his girlfriend a high-paying job, and Senator John Kerry talks to Stephen about the environment.
04/16/2007
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