It's a Wonderful Chest - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 02/03/2003
  • Views: 100,906

After a buxom woman curses her big boobs, a mysterious man shows up to enlighten her. (6:06)

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WHAT'S WITH ALLTHE STRETCHING ?

OH, YOU KNOW THE OLD ADAGE:BIG BOOBS, BAD BACK.

YEAH, ALL SET ?

I'M A LITTLE WORRIED, I DIDN'THAVE A CLEAN SPORTS BRA

SO I HAD TOWEAR A REGULAR ONE.

YOU'LL BE FINE,LET'S GO.

( beating drums )

OH, DON'T WORRY, SHEILA,I'M SURE NOBODY NOTICES.

REALLY ?

YEAH.

( man )LOOK AT THAT LADY.

YEAH, HER BOSOMS ARE, LIKE,BOUNCIN' AROUND AND EVERYTHING.

THEY'RE NOTTALKING ABOUT YOU.

SWEET JESUS, DID YOU SEETHE JUGS ON THAT BRUNETTE ?

( man )YEAH !

I'M GONNA GO IN.

SHEILA, IT'S OKAY.

IT'S NOT OKAY !

OW !

IT'S NOT OKAY !

STUPID BOOBS.

NOTHING BUTAN INCONVENIENCE.

I WISH I DIDN'T HAVE 'EM !

OW.

AGH !

CAREFUL WHAT YOUWISH FOR.

WHAT ?WHO ARE YOU ?

WHO I AM IS NOT IMPORTANT,

BUT WHAT YOU SAID ABOUTTHOSE TITTIES IS.

FOLLOW ME.

( bells ringing )

( Dave )IT'S EASY, TRY IT.

( Sheila )HEY, THAT'S ME.

AND THAT'S FRANK, THE HUMANRESOURCES MAN AT MY OFFICE.

HE'S ALWAYSSLOBBERING OVER ME.

NOT TODAY.

SO THAT'S WHY I THINKI'M QUALIFIED FOR THE PROMOTION.

YEAH, WELL, UM...WE'LL SEE.

WHY IS HE BEINGSO DISMISSIVE ?

WHAT HAPPENED TO MY BOOBS ?

OH, YOU JUST ANSWEREDYOUR OWN QUESTION.

THEM BOOBIES IS GONE,GIRL, JUST LIKE YOU WISHED FOR.

HOW DID IT GO ?

NOT WELL.

THAT WOMAN WASA FLAT-CHESTED BORE.

OUR CLIENTS WILL NEVERRESPOND TO HER.

FOR PETE'S SAKE,SHE'S GOT NO MELONS.

SO, SHOULD I TELL HER SHE'S NOTGETTING THE PROMOTION ?

YES.

IN FACT, TELL THATTITLESS FREAK SHE'S FIRED.

OH, I'M ON IT.

OH, ARE GUYSREALLY LIKE THAT ?

NO.

MY GUY FRIENDS AREN'TLIKE THAT.

( laughing )

BOO-YAH !

( Sheila )HEY, LOOK, IT'S PAUL.

HE'S ALWAYS BEEN SO HELPFULTO ME, SUCH A LOYAL FRIEND.

HEY, BUDDY, I HAVE A PAINTINGI NEED TO HANG UP IN MY BEDROOM,

DO YOU THINK YOUCOULD HELP ?

WOW, I DIDN'T EVEN KNOWWE WERE BUDDIES.

I ALWAYS THOUGHTI WAS YOUR PERSONAL HANDYMAN

'CAUSE YOU'RE CONSTANTLYASKING ME FOR FAVORS

THAT I DON'T WANT TO DO.

YOU KNOWWHAT YOU NEED ?

A NEW SET OF TITTIESAND A BOYFRIEND,

THEN YOU'LL BEALL SET, ALL RIGHT ?

WHAT'S GOTTENINTO HIM ?

WELL, IT'S NOTWHAT'S GOTTEN INTO HIM

AS MUCH AS IT IS WHAT'SGOTTEN OUT OF YOU.

BY THAT, OF COURSE, I MEANYOUR MASSIVE MILK BLADDERS.

PAUL, WAIT !

I STILL HAVEBIG BOOBS !

HE CAN'T SEE YOU.

WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT !

( jingling )

HE CAN'T SEE YOU,

BUT MY BLACK ASSGOT 20/20 VISION.

GOD DAMN, SHEILA !

YOU MEN ARE THE WORST.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

OH, MY GOSH,SHEILA, YOU ARE RIGHT.

WOMEN, THE FAIRER SEX,

THEY WOULD NEVER EVERJUDGE ANOTHER WOMAN

BY THE SIZE OF HERBOOBIES, NOW WOULD THEY ?

MAZEL TOV !

HEY, WAIT,THOSE ARE MY FRIENDS.

OH, WORD ?

WHERE'S SHEILA ?

WASN'T SHE SUPPOSEDTO BE A BRIDESMAID ?

OH, I WAS GONNAHAVE HER BE ONE,

THEN I THOUGHT,"AM I GETTING BRIDESMAIDS,

OR STARTING AN ITTY-BITTYTITTY COMMITTEE ?"

OH !

( laughing )

I DIDN'T EVEN INVITE HERTO MY WEDDING.

OH, SNAP !

HOW COULD SHE DO THAT ?

'CAUSE YOURFRIENDS ARE BITCHES !

BESIDES, SHEILA, EVEN GIRLSLOVE GIRLS WITH HUGE TITS,

ESPECIALLY AT A WEDDING.

THE GROOM'S FRIENDS GOTTA HAVESOMEBODY TO SLEEP WITH.

I HAD NO IDEA THESETHINGS WERE SO IMPORTANT.

OH, KEEP IT REAL, GIRL,THEM THINGS ARE LIFESAVERS.

LISTEN, I DIDN'TWANT TO PUT THIS ON YOU,

BUT THE FATE OFTHE WORLD--

YOU HEAR ME-- THE WORLDRESTS ON THEM CHESTICLES !

SHAZAM !

( ringing alarm )

HEY, WHERE DO I KNOWTHAT CRAZY GUY FROM ?

HE USED TO LIVENEXT DOOR TO YOU.

YOU KNOW, MASTURBATING TO YOUAND THOSE GIANT CANS OF YOURS

WAS ALL HE HAD TO LIVE FOR.

ONCE YOU TOOKTHAT AWAY,

HE LOST HIS MINDAND BLEW UP THE WORLD !

THANKS A LOT, SHEILA.

NO, NO, NO !

I DON'T WANT THE WORLDTO END

JUST BECAUSE OFMY SWEATER PUPPETS !

OH, THAT'SA BEAUTIFUL THOUGHT.

YOU SHOULD'VE THOUGHTABOUT THAT

BEFORE YOU WISHEDTHEM SWEET TITS AWAY.

WORLD'S GOING TO END INABOUT 10 SECONDS...

WHICH IS JUST ENOUGHTIME TO SUCK A TITTY.

BUT WHERE WOULD I FINDA TITTY FROM ?

I DON'T--WELL, HEY, IT'S SHEILA !

( screaming,explosion )

YOU'VE TAUGHT MEA VALUABLE LESSON TODAY.

I'M NEVER GOING TO CURSEMY FUN BAGS AGAIN.

IN FACT, I MIGHTEVEN GET IMPLANTS.

ALL RIGHT.

YOU LISTEN, WORLD,

I'VE GOT HUMONGOID KNOCKERS,AND I'M PROUD OF THEM.

( jingle )

THANKS, MISTER.

YOU MUST BE AN ANGELOR SOMETHING.

ANGEL ?

I AIN'T NO ANGEL,I'M A JANITOR.

THEN HOW DID YOU SHOW MEALL THOSE PLACES ?

GIRL, I AM HIGH ON P.C.P.

I WAS GONNA ASK YOUHOW YOU WAS FOLLOWING ME.

YOU SMOKE SHERM--A LITTLE SHERMAN ?

NO... UH,WHO ARE YOU ?

I'M JUST A NIGGATHAT LOVE TITTIES.

HAVE A GOOD DAY, MISS.

( whistling )

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