I Know Black People Pt. 1

  • Season 2 , Ep 8
  • 03/10/2004
  • Views: 183,147

Dave assembles a diverse group of contestants to find out how much they know about African-American culture. (4:48)

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- WELCOME TO THE SHOW I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE,

WHERE WE TAKE CONTESTANTSWHO CLAIM TO KNOW BLACK PEOPLE

AND PUT THEIR KNOWLEDGE

OF AFRICAN-AMERICAN CULTURETO THE TEST.

THE CONTESTANT WHO ANSWERSTHE MOST QUESTIONS, OF COURSE,

WINS OUR GRAND PRIZE.

LET'S BRING THEM OUTONE AT A TIME NOW.

OUR FIRST CONTESTANTIS A PROFESSOR

OF AFRICAN-AMERICANSTUDIES AND HISTORY

AT FORDHAM UNIVERSITY;

A NEW YORK CITYPOLICE OFFICER;

THIS IS A WRITERFOR SUCH BLACK TELEVISION SHOWS

AS THE CHRIS ROCK SHOWAND CHAPPELLE'S SHOW;

OKAY, OUR NEXT CONTESTANT WORKSIN A KOREAN GROCERY STORE;

THIS IS A DJ AND CLAIMSTO HAVE MANY BLACK FRIENDS;

A SOCIAL WORKERIN WILMINGTON, DELAWARE;

MOST OF HIS BOYS HE GOESTO SCHOOL WITH ARE BLACK;

THE BARBER IN BROOKLYNWHO CLAIMS

THAT 100% OF HIS CLIENTSARE BLACK.

LET'S PLAY THE GAME.

WHAT IS A "BADONKADONK"?

- A BADONKADONK.

A BADONKADONKIS, LIKE, A, UH--

A INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE ASS.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- [whispers]A BADONKADONK.

BIG PENIS.

buzz!I DON'T KNOW.

- HE'S TALKINGABOUT MY REAR END, I THINK.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- [laughs]

- YOU DO HAVEA BADONKADONK.

- I MAY HAVE HEARD THATONCE OR TWICE BEFORE, YEAH.

- I'M TELLIN' YOU,WASHINGTON HEIGHTS,

THEY'LL TELL THE COPS,

"GIRL, YOU GOTA BADONKADONK."

- OOH, THAT'S JUNKIN THE TRUNK.

THAT'S WHAT YOU PUTYOUR MUG ON.

YOU SADDLE UP AND RIDE.

THAT'S A BIG...ASS.

ding!- HE IS CORRECT.

JUNK IN THE TRUNK...ding!

WHAT YOU PUT YOUR MUG UP,SADDLE UP AND RIDE,

OR AN ASSARE ALL ACCEPTABLE ANSWERS.

[people shouting]BLACK PEOPLE!

- WHY DO BLACK PEOPLELOVE MENTHOLS SO MUCH?

- I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- [laughs]ALL RIGHT.

- NOBODY KNOWS.NOBODY KNOWS FOR SURE.

- 'CAUSE THAT'SWHAT NEWPORTS ARE?

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- IS IT A FACT THAT THEY LIKEMENTHOL CIGARETTES?

I'M NOT EVEN SURE.

I DON'T KNOW--

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

"I DON'T KNOW."NO ONE KNOWS.

[people shouting]BLACK PEOPLE!

- ON THE POPULAR SHOW GOOD TIMES,

WHAT DID MR. BOOKMAN DOFOR A LIVING?

- OOH, HE WAS THE HANDYMAN.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- HE WAS THE SUPER.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- LET'S SEE, I DON'T KNOWWHO BOOKMAN WAS ON GOOD TIMES,

SO I'M GONNA HAVETO TAKE A GUESS.

UM...WAS HE A JANITOR?

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

AMAZING.

DID NOT KNOW SEE THE SHOWYET KNOWS

THAT BOOKMANWAS CLEANING UP.

- HE WAS THE JANITOR,

AND HIS NICKNAMEWAS BUFFALO BUTT.

- THAT IS CORRECTAND A BONUS POINT.

- THANK YOU.

[people shouting]BLACK PEOPLE!

- COULD YOU NAMEANY OF BOOKMAN'S NICKNAMES?

- BOOGER.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- BUFFALO BUTT.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- CHI-CHI?- CHI-CHI?

I AM CHECKING THE JUDGESFOR CHI-CHI.

buzz!I'M SORRY, THAT'S INCORRECT.

- HIS NAME WAS BOOKMAN?

- YES, AND HE WAS FAT.

WHAT DID THEY CALL HIM?

- UH, FAT JANITOR GUY.

buzz!

[people shouting]BLACK PEOPLE!

- WHY DID BLACK PEOPLEDISTRUST RONALD REAGAN?

- BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- BECAUSE HE WAS WHITE.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- WHY DID BLACK PEOPLEDISTRUST RONALD REAGAN?

BECAUSE HE TOOKALL HIS MONEY.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- BECAUSE HE WASA REPUBLICAN.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

WHY DID BLACK PEOPLEDISTRUST RONALD REAGAN?

- HMM, HE WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BETRUSTED IN THE FIRST PLACE.

ding!- HE IS CORRECT.

[people shouting]BLACK PEOPLE!

- TITO, IS PIMPING EASY?

- NO.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- NO.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- BIG DADDY KANE WOULD SAY,"IT AIN'T EASY."

- "PIMPING AIN'T EASY,"HE IS CORRECT.

- IT'S HARD.

ding!- THAT IS CORRECT.

- ALL RIGHT, I HAVEA HARD TIME WITH IT MYSELF.

- YES, PIMPING, AS A MATTEROF FACT, AIN'T EASY.

IS PIMPING EASY?

- HELL YEAH.ding!

- SOMEHOW THAT IS CORRECT.

[people shouting]BLACK PEOPLE!

- WHOA, THE COMPETITION'SHEATING UP.

BUT DON'T GO ANYWHERE,

BECAUSE WE'LL BE RIGHT BACKWITH MORE I KNOW BLACK PEOPLE.

[cheers and applause]

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