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Intro - Killed From Underneath

Season 9 • 10/04/2004

God has proven that he can kill us in a myriad of ways.

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05:45

The Squabble In Coral Gables
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John Kerry gets off to a riveting start during a presidential debate in Coral Gables, Florida.
09/30/2004
02:05

Squabble in Coral Gables - Campaign Correspondents
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Since George W. Bush wasn't reduced to tears in the debate, the Republicans are considering it a success.
09/30/2004
02:50

Squabble in Coral Gables - Undecided Voters
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Correspondent Samantha Bee thanks undecided voters for helping her decide that she is going to drown herself in a bucket.
09/30/2004
03:52

The Squabble in Coral Gables - General Wesley Clark
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General Wesley Clark believes John Kerry has convinced the American people that he is the right choice for president.
09/30/2004
06:27

Archbishop Desmond Tutu
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Archbishop Desmond Tutu hopes for America not to export bombs, but compassion and generosity.
10/04/2004
02:22

Dr. Phil and George
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President George W. Bush and his wife joined Dr. Phil and his wife for a soft focus, Texas drawl-off.
10/04/2004
02:54

Indecision 2004 - Assface of the Year
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Even the right-leaning New York Post conceded that John Kerry was the winner of the debate, although they noted this with an asterisk which read: "...of Assface of the Year."
10/04/2004
00:16

Moment of Zen - Doomed
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Dr. Phil tells a couple that they are doomed to a life of fear.
10/04/2004
04:36

Kill Phil
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Dr. Phil doesn't want to "get real" with The Daily Show and has a bit of a douche complex.
10/04/2004
02:24

Gaywatch - Gay Marriage
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Belgium and the Netherlands have not only legalized same sex marriage but have also moved in together.
10/04/2004
01:14

Intro - Killed From Underneath
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Archbishop Desmond Tutu deserved his Nobel Peace Prize and Henry Kissinger's was given to him ironically.
10/04/2004
02:50

How High
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Paul Allen's SpaceShipOne completes the first privately-financed, manned flight into space.
10/05/2004
00:10

Moment of Zen - Nerds Win the Pennant
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The SpaceShipOne crew celebrates their successful flight by pouring champagne on each other.
10/05/2004
01:41

Mess O'Potamia - Not Enough Troops
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Former Coalition Provisional Authority head L. Paul Bremer tells a private audience that the Iraq war was mishandled and should have been fought with more troops.
10/05/2004
02:43

Helms - Fire on the Mountain?
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Ed Helms explains the complex chemical reactions taking place within Washington's Mount St. Helens.
10/05/2004
01:03

Intro - Vice Presidential Debate
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Jon previews tomorrow's show, which will include footage of Dick Cheney swallowing John Edwards whole at the vice presidential debate.
10/05/2004
02:52

Mess O'Potamia - You Forgot Poland
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Less than a week after George W. Bush attacked John Kerry for forgetting Poland, Poland decides to leave the coalition of the willing.
10/05/2004
01:09

Preview - 10/6/04
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Jon previews tomorrow night's show, featuring the vice presidential debates, Bob Schieffer from CBS News and the Red Sox's playoff chances.
10/05/2004
04:38

Billy Bob Thornton
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Billy Bob Thornton discusses his role in "Friday Night Lights" and his new baby.
10/05/2004
02:00

Corddry - Global Test
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Rob Corddry discusses the fundamental flaw of the Kerry campaign - John Kerry's inability to say what the Republicans say he said.
10/05/2004
03:38

Back in Black - No Fly List
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We may not be safer, but we have more creative ways to pretend to be safe.
10/06/2004
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