Car Dancing Commercial - Uncensored

  • Season 1 , Ep 1
  • 01/22/2003
  • Views: 142,140

Dave rolls up with a crazy dancing passenger. (2:31)

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♪ DAVE ♪

♪ DAVE ♪

♪ DAVE CHAPPELLE'SA FUNNY GUY... ♪

( tires screeching )

WHAT THE FUCKARE YOU DOING ?!

YOU GOTTAGET OUTTA MY CAR.

I'M SERIOUS !

( tires squealing )

THAT CRAZY DANCIN'MAKIN' MY PENIS SOFT.

( audience laughing )

( hip-hop music )

NOW, THAT IS WHATI CALL DANCIN' !

YOU SHOULD'VE SEEN THE GIRL

THAT WAS SITTIN' IN THEREBEFORE YOU, WHOO !

OH, SNAP,THERE SHE GO RIGHT THERE !

UGH !

OH, I'M GETTIN' READYTO CRASH, GIRL, HOLD UP.

WHOO !

( announcer )LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

DAVE CHAPPELLE !

( cheers & applause )

YES.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU.

OH, MAN, NO.

WELCOME TO THIS THING THATWE CALL CHAPPELLE'S SHOW.

THIS IS THE VERY FIRST EPISODE,I FINALLY GOT MY OWN SHOW.

AND, I MEAN,I'M SERIOUS.

WHEN I SAY THIS IS MY SHOW,THIS IS MY SHOW.

I CAN SHOW Y'ALLWHATEVER I WANT.

AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'LL SHOWYOU A LITTLE BLEEPER-- BLOOPER.

IT'S A BLEEPEROF A BLOOPER, THOUGH.

HERE, SHOW THAT LAST MITSUBISHICLIP REAL QUICK.

( hip-hop music )

( laughter and applause )

WHOO !

OH !

YOU GOTTA SEE THAT AGAININ SLOW MOTION.

LOOK AT MY FACE WHENI SEE HER TITTY POP OUT.

PLAY IT AGAIN,PLAY IT AGAIN !

( laughter and applause )

YOU KNOW THE WORSTPART ABOUT THAT ?

I FELT GUILTY,LIKE I DID THAT WITH MY MIND.

'CAUSE THE WHOLE TIMESHE WAS DANCIN',

I WAS LIKE, "COME ON, TITTY,COME ON, TITTY !"

WELL, THIS IS IT,THIS IS THE FIRST EPISODE.

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