Gay Marriage Legalized

Gay Marriage Legalized Season 1, Ep 5 02/28/2012 Views: 119,479

News 8 interviews LaShawn and Samuel, a couple with differing views on an historic day. (2:15)

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AS PEOPLE FROMALL WALKS OF LIFE

CELEBRATE BECOMINGTHE SEVENTH STATE

TO LEGALIZE GAY MARRIAGE.

WE'RE HERE TALKINGTO EXCITED COUPLES ABOUT

HOW THEY FEELON THIS HISTORIC DAY.

OH, HI.- HI, HI.

UH, YEAH, IT'SA VERY HISTORIC DAY

FOR CIVIL RIGHTS.

- WHOO!- AND FOR GAY AMERICANS.

AND AMERICANSALL OVER THE COUNTRY--

- WHOO! WE'RE GONNAGET MARRIED! YEAH!

- WELL, YOU KNOW, WAIT--- [screams]

- WE SAID THATIT WOULD BE A CONVERSATION,

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?BECAUSE WE DIDN'T KNOW

THIS WAS GONNA PASSSO DARN FAST.

- OH, MY GOD!- SO ARE YOU GUYS A COUPLE?

- [laughs]ARE WE A COUPLE?

COME ON, GIRL,LET'S GET SERIOUS.

- NO, IT'S JUST SO FAST.- MY NAME IS LASHAWN.

AND THIS IS RIGHT HEREIS MY "SAMWICH."

- IT'S, UH, SAMUEL, YEAH.- [laughs]

AND WE'RE GONNAGET MARRIED! YEAH!

- THAT'S SO GREAT.

HOW LONG HAVE YOU GUYSBEEN TOGETHER?

- WELL, WE'VE BEEN--- THREE YEARS.

IT'S BEEN FOREVER,WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOREVER!

- IT'S REALLY IMPORTANTTO KNOW THE PERSON--

- WHO IS THE BRIDE?I AM THE BRIDE.

DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO![laughs]

- OH, WELL TELL USALL ABOUT YOUR PLANS.

- YOU KNOW, WE NEVER THOUGHTIT WAS IMPORTANT TO HAVE

A PIECE OF PAPERSO THERE'S NOT ANY PLANS--

- OH, YEAH!PIECE OF PAPER!

WE'RE GONNA GETTHAT PIECE OF PAPER, SAMMY!

- YEAH, YEAH.- THAT PIECE OF PAPER!

- WHERE DO YOU THINKYOU GUYS WILL GET MARRIED?

- WELL YOU KNOW THERE'S A LOTOF HIDDEN COSTS IN A WEDDING--

- OH, EVERYWHERE!

WE'RE GONNAGET MARRIED OVER HERE

AND OVER THEREAND IN THE SKY AND ON A CLOUD.

- OH, WOW, IT SOUNDS LIKEIT'S GONNA BE A BIG WEDDING.

- WELL, YOU KNOW IT'S JUSTA CONVERSATION THAT WE HAVE--

- GIRL, WE'RE GONNA RENTTHE MOON AND FILL IT WITH ROSES!

[screams]

- WE REALLY NEED TO TALKABOUT WHETHER OR NOT WE THINK

IT'S FAIR TO EVEN GET MARRIEDWHEN IT'S STILL ILLEGAL

IN SO MANYOTHER STATES--

- OH, MY GOD!YOU SEE? LOOK AT HIM!

THAT'S MY MANWITH HIS BIG HEART.

I'M SORRY, MY HUSBAND.YOU MY HUSBAND NOW.

- WELL, WE JUST--- YOU MY HUSBAND NOW, BITCH.

- OKAY, WE JUST DON'T WANNARUSH INTO ANYTHING,

BECAUSE STUFFGETS OVERTURNED.

REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENEDIN CALIFORNIA.

- BABY I'M GONNAGET A 14-KARAT RING

THE SIZEOF 14 MOTHER[bleep] CARROTS.

THAT'S WHAT'S UP, DOC![smacking lips]

- WELL, YOU TWOCERTAINLY SEEM EXCITED.

- YEAH, DO WE SEEM EXCITED?- OH, YEAH, YEAH.

- OH, OKAY.- CONGRATULATIONS.

I HOPE YOU GUYSHAVE A WONDERFUL LIFE TOGETHER.

- WE JUST--WE REALLY JUSTDIDN'T THINK IT WAS GONNA PASS.

- WE'RE GONNA HAVE A HOUSETHAT'S SHAPED LIKE A UNICORN

AND WE'RE GONNAHAVE FIVE LITTLE GIRLS.

THEIR NAMES ARE GONNA BEETNIE, CAROUSEL, SEQUIN,

ABERCROMBIE, AND PHANTOM.

AND WE'RE GONNAHAVE A LITTLE DOG NAMED RUFFALO.

AND THE DOG GONNAHAVE A CAT NAMED MYRIAD.

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