GET PLAYED OFF BYTHE HOUSE ORCHESTRA
WHEN THEIR SPEECH RUNS ONTOO LONG.
MY PARENTS WERE REALLYDISAPPOINTED
WHEN I DROPPED OUTOF SCHOOL FOR THAT YEAR,
BUT I FELT LIKE I REALLY JUSTNEEDED TO FIND MYSELF.
WORD ?
BUT THEN, YOU KNOW,I WAS LIKE, YOU KNOW WHAT ?
LET ME JUST GO TO HOWARD LIKEMY FATHER, YOU KNOW ?
WELL, THEN, MY GIRLFRIENDGINA, SHE CALLED ME UP,
SHE SAID, "GIRL, YOU HAVEGOT TO GET DOWN TO EMORY,
DOWN TO HOTLANTA !
I WAS LIKE GINA,NUMBER ONE,
WHY ARE YOU CALLING ME UP,TRYING TO CONFUSE ME ?
YOU KNOW SPELMAN'SIN ATLANTA, TOO.
SECOND OF ALL, YOU KNOW I'MVACILLATING HERE, TRYING TO--
WITH "THE WRAP IT UP BOX,"
YOU'VE GOT THAT SAME POWER,RIGHT IN YOUR POCKET.
SO THEN I JUST WENT TO HOWARD,WHERE I MAJORED IN SOCIOLOGY,
AND MADE A LOT OF FRIENDSAND HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME !
SO THAT WAS COLLEGE,HOW ABOUT YOU ?
FROM THE MAKERS OFTHE HOME STENOGRAPHER COMES
"THE WRAP IT UP BOX" !
IT'S LIKE BEING THE DIRECTOROF AN AWARDS SHOW
EVERYWHERE YOU GO !
( pounding gavel )
YOUNG MAN, YOU'VE BEEN FOUNDGUILTY BY A JURY OF YOUR PEERS.
THE CRIME YOU'VE COMMITTEDWAS VERY SERIOUS,
AND BEFORE I SENTENCE YOU,
I'D LIKE TO SAY A FEW WORDSABOUT YOUR ARREST RECORD--
WHAT THE HELL ?
YO, THE SIGNIS REAL SIMPLE, "B",
IT SAYS, "WRAP IT UP."
WRAP THATSHIT UP, "B" !
I DON'T THINK THAT'SA GOOD IDEA.
MAN, YOU WANT SOME TOO ?
YOU'D BETTERWRAP IT UP !
( pounding gavel )
YOU'D BETTER WRAPTHAT GAVEL UP, "B" !
THAT'S WHAT I'MTALKING ABOUT.
THAT'S WHATI WAS TELLING YOU.
WITH "THE WRAP IT UP BOX,"THINGS WILL COME TO AN END
AT THE PERFECT TIME...
WHENEVER YOU WANTTHEM TO.
I'M GONNA ROCK IT TONIGHT !
HAVE YOU EVERFELT THIS IN YOUR LIFE ?
I'M TAKING YOU ONA JOURNEY, GIRL !
( moaning )
PSYCH !
PSYCH, YOU THOUGHTI WAS DONE, DIDN'T YOU ?
IT AIN'T OVER.
( music playing )
FOR REAL ?NOT EVEN CLOSE ?
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
HOLD ON, NOW, HANG INTHERE WITH ME.
HOW ABOUT THAT ?
HEY,CAN YOU READ ?
WRAP IT UP.
YOU NEEDTO WRAP IT UP !
WRAP IT UP !( moaning )
THAT'S A WRAP !
WOO !
"THE WRAP IT UP BOX,"IN STORES NOW !
AVAILABLE AT ALL WALDBAUM'S.
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