Charlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories - Rick James Pt. 2 - Uncensored

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 02/11/2004
  • Views: 566,415

Rick James wouldn't just grind his feet into Eddie Murphy's couch -- but yeah, he remembers doing it. (3:15)

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YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?

BUT THEN, YOU KNOW,HERE WE GO AGAIN.

- COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG.

[chuckles]

- RICK IS ENCOURAGING ME.

YOU KNOW, HE SHOWS UP ATMY BROTHER'S HOUSE FUCKED UP.

- NICE PLACE, NIGGA.

- SO HE HADTHESE DIRTY COWBOY BOOTS ON.

PUSHING US OUT OF THE WAY,BARGED IN THE HOUSE.

MY BROTHER HADTHESE BRAND-NEW COUCHES.

THEY WERE SUEDE, RIGHT?

AND HE GETS ON THE COUCHAND SAYS...

- WHY DON'T I STRETCH OUT?

[laughs]

AND JUST STARTED GRINDING MUDALL INTO THE COUCH, MAN.

- YEAH, I REMEMBERGRINDING MY FEET

INTO EDDIE'S COUCH.

- YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU DID IT?

- BECAUSE EDDIECOULD BUY ANOTHER ONE.

- FUCK YOUR COUCH, NIGGA.

BUY ANOTHER ONE,YOU RICH MOTHERFUCKER.

FUCK YO' COUCH, NIGGA!

FUCK YO' COUCH!

DARKNESSES,DARKNESSES...

- 'CAUSE OF MY COMPLEXIONHE USED TO CALL ME DARKNESS.

HE CALLS MEAND MY BROTHER DARKNESS.

HE ALWAYS SAYS,"DARKNESS BROTHERS."

SEE, THIS IS LONG BEFOREWESLEY SNIPES.

BACK THEN, WE WAS THE BLACKESTNIGGAS ON THE PLANET

ACCORDING TO RICK JAMES.

- EDDIE--BOTH OF THEM WEREBROTHER DARKNESS.

TWIN BROTHER DARKNESS.

- AND WE STANDING THERE,LOOKING AT HIM,

AND HE'S LOOKING RIGHTIN OUR EYES

AS HE GRINDS HIS MUD.

- SEE, I NEVER JUST DID THINGSJUST TO DO THEM.

COME ON, I MEAN,WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

JUST, ALL OF A SUDDEN,

JUST JUMP UP AND GRIND MY FEETON SOMEBODY'S COUCH

LIKE IT'S, YOU KNOW,SOMETHING TO DO?

COME ON, I GOT A LITTLEMORE SENSE THAN THAT.

YEAH, I REMEMBER GRINDINGMY FEET ON EDDIE'S COUCH.

[tape rewinding]

SEE, I NEVER JUST DID THINGSJUST TO DO THEM.

COME ON, I MEAN,WHAT AM I GONNA DO?

JUST, ALL OF A SUDDEN,

JUST JUMP UP AND GRIND MY FEETON SOMEBODY'S COUCH

LIKE IT'S SOMETHING TO DO?

COME ON, I GOT A LITTLEMORE SENSE THAN THAT.

YEAH, I REMEMBER GRINDINGMY FEET ON EDDIE'S COUCH.

- BUT THEN IT WAS LIKE,

"YOU KNOW WHAT?LET'S HANDLE THIS."

WE WENT OVER THERE...

- HEY, CHARLIE MURPHY!

- AND WE HELD HIM DOWN,

AND WE JUST WAILED ON HIS LEGS.

- AAHHH!

AAH, YOU DARKNESS...

YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHTEVIL MOTHERFUCKER!

BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS!

YOU'RE ALL DARKNESS!

YOU'RE FUCKIN'...DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER...

AAH!

YOU ARE COLD AS ICE.

- BUT STILL, RICK JAMES,

EVEN AFTER TAKINGA BEATING LIKE THAT...

- FUCK YO' COUCH, NIGGA.

- THIS MOTHERFUCKER'SGOIN' OUT.

HIS LEGS IS LIKE,LIKE, LINGUINE.

- I'VE BEEN KICKED OUTOF BETTER HOMES THAN THIS!

I'LL BE BACK,YOU BLACK MOTHERFUCKERS!

WIDE-NOSE-HAVIN' MOTHERFUCKERS!

THEY SHOULD'VE NEVERGAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY!

YOU DON'T KNOW HOWTO APPRECIATE SHIT!

YOU KNOW YOU CANGET ANOTHER COUCH!

WHAT AM I GONNA DOABOUT MY LEGS, EDDIE MURPHY!

- MY BROTHER, YOU KNOW,

HE'S A LOT MORE COMPASSIONATETHAN I AM.

HE'S LOOKING AND THE LIMO'SDRIVIN' OFF, AND HE SAID,

"WOW, MAN,RICK REALLY NEEDS HELP."

AND I WAS LIKE,"YO, WE JUST GAVE HIM SOME HELP.

"BUST HIS FUCKIN' ASS AND SHIT.

"I BET YOUHE WON'T COME OVER HERE

AND DISRESPECTLIKE THAT AGAIN."

WRONG.WRONG.

WE'RE TALKIN' ABOUTRICK JAMES, MAN.

- COCAINE'S A HELL OF A DRUG.

[chuckles]

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