There Will Be Mud

07/18/2016 Views: 24,527

This election season, there's only one news team willing to do pretty much anything to get the full story. (2:49)

- [Voiceover] Acampaign like no other.

- [Voiceover] This may be the craziest

election year we've ever seen.

- [Voiceover] Circus freakshow.

- [Voiceover] It's absolutely insane.

- [Voiceover] A nation divided.

- [Voiceover] Ban Muslims.

- [Voiceover] Private email server.

- [Voiceover] The gun debate.

- [Voiceover] Transgender bathroom rights.

- [Voiceover] Black lives do matter.

- [Voiceover] All lives matter.

- [Voiceover] The stakeshave never been higher.

- [Voiceover] This is the most important election ever.

- [Voiceover] Democracy itself is hanging in the balance.

- [Voiceover] The future of our country is at stake.

- [Voiceover] In this election season,

only one news team is prepared to report on it all.

- This election is ours!

For the coverage!


Agh, there's mud, there's mud, there's mud.

(intense orchestral music)


Climb it!

- [All] Climb the wall, climb the wall!

- Come on, Roy!

- Uh-uh, uh-uh.

- Come on!

- There should be a ladder!

I'm not even Mexican!

- Shall we?


- Sir, you can't be here.

- Why?

- No Muslims allowed.

- [Hasan] That's insane.- Come on.

- He's from Sacramento.


(intense orchestral music)

- Wait, who's winning?

- I'm winning!

- No, I'm winning.

- Hey, I'll decide who the winner is.

And right now, I'm with her.

- Hey.

- Agh, it's all rigged!

- Ah, my phone, my phone.

I forgot my phone.

I forgot my phone.

(dramatic hip hop)

- This is easy.

Walk in the park.

- Desi, you okay over there?

- Wait, guys, I only have 78 percent of a beam.

- Women be complaining.


(intense hip hop)

- Kiss that baby, Hasan, get in there!

Kiss that baby, that's right, kiss that baby!

Kiss that baby!

Get in there people!

Pander to the base, pander to the base!


What do you think, too much?

- Not enough.

(dramatic orchestral music)

- Let's do it again.

- Why isn't he dirty?

(intense orchestral music)

(Daily Show theme song)