this is sadlyour final night in Cleveland.
-(audience groans)-Yeah. I know.
It will be sadfor all of us to say good-bye,
but for oneof our correspondents,
he may be saying good-byeto more than just Cleveland.
Hasan Minhaj reports.
MINHAJ: It was time to say good-bye to Cleveland,
and as a Muslim staring down the barrel
of a Trump presidency,
it's time for me to say good-bye to America.
Donald J. Trump is calling fora total and complete shutdown
of Muslimsentering the United States.
What I want isI don't want them to come here.
WOMAN: Donald Trump telling NBC News he would quote,
"certainly implement" a database system
to track Muslims in the U.S.
MINHAJ: Bans? Registries?
Doesn't take a genius to see
he's going to kick my brown ass out of here.
So I decided to say good-bye to my home, the United States,
and all the places I would never get to visit.
What's the best thingabout Wisconsin?
BOTH:The Green Bay Packers.
In Georgia, we have greatwhite water rafting.
I would loveto go white water rafting.
What's the best thingabout Oklahoma?
The Oklahoma Sooners.
Well we call it, "Maui..."(speaking foreign language)
-...which means "Maui is thebest." -Oh, I would love
-to go there sometime.-You're always welcome to come.
I would love to come downand see a game.
I'm a Muslim,and if Donald Trump is elected,
he's probably goingto throw me out.
Oh, I don't think so.
Well, he has already asked fora complete and total showdown
of Muslims entering the country,
and he's askedfor American Muslims
to sign up for a registry.
Well, you kind ofhave to understand
a little bitof where he's coming from.
MINHAJ: Where he's coming from?
Maybe some place like this?
You told CNN, quote,"Islam hates us."
Did you meanall 1.6 billion Muslims?
I mean a lot of them.I mean a lot of them.
MINHAJ: But for some reason,
Republicans don't seem too worried.
He's a guy that shoots offthe hip and says things.
Politically incorrectkind of wild guy.
And sometimes the racist stuffjust comes right off the hip.
It comes off the hip,yeah, yeah.
-What can you do? Bang, bang.-Bang, bang.
Donald Trump isn't goingto kick the Muslims
out of the United States.
Well, you think he's going to benicer to Muslims?
I don't know whatDonald Trump's going to do.
You never know what DonaldTrump's going to do, right?
That's what I'm scared about.
Look, I can't speakfor Donald Trump,
but he's goingto do the right thing.
He says what he's going to do,and he'll do what he says.
MINHAJ: Wait. So is he,
or isn't he going to do all this (bleep)?
'Cause the stakes are pretty frickin' high for me.
I'm beginning to think these Republicans just hate Muslims.
No! No, I don't hate anybody,except...
I really don't hate anybody.I...
So you would sayyou love Muslims?
-I do. Are you a Muslim?-Yeah, I am.
-I love you.-I love you, too.
-(laughing)-Give me a hug.
I'm not goingto live here much longer.
Well, we love you.Don't worry about it.
We love you. You're safe.
Can you say good-bye
to the 3.3 million Muslimsthat live in America?
We love you the 3.3 Muslimsthat live in the America,
and we love all the Muslims,
-the billion-plus that livein the world, so... -Wow.
Why are you voting for this man?
Because I love him.
I think he's a great candidatefor president.
I support his policies.
MINHAJ: I didn't understand.
Republicans were showing me so much love.
Even their accidental racism was kind of adorable.
I'm just glad you're...a good one.
-And I'm glad you're oneof the good ones. -(laughing)
MINHAJ: So if they love us, why would they vote
for the most anti-Muslim candidate in American history?
What are they thinking?
If he makes Muslims registerin the United States,
what's going to happen to us?
Um, I haveto be honest with you.
I haven't thoughtthat far as far
as the Muslimsthat are in the United States.
Um, I really don't knowthe answer to that question.
'Cause I really like it here.
Well, until these Republicans start caring
about how their votes affect brown people,
I guess I'm going to have to say my good-byes.
Goodbye, T-shirts only Republicans can afford.
Good-bye, Karl Rove.
Good-bye, token minorities.
Good-bye, hypocritical gun policy.
Good-bye, walking contradictions.
Good-bye, America.I'll miss you.