Important Things with Demetri Martin

Safety Analysis

Season 1 E 5 • 03/11/2009

Demetri shares his guide to animal safety.

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01:26

Demetri's Amusement Park
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Demetri animates the newest theme park attractions, including the Ferris Wall, the Anticipator and Certain Death.
03/04/2009
03:02

Bad Reception
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A wedding guest sizes up two inevitably unlucky seating possibilities.
03/04/2009
02:08

Urinal Talk
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Two employees trash-talk their coworkers during an unusually long bathroom break.
03/04/2009
01:08

Some Jokes About Chairs
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Demetri considers the origins of seats and why they're so important when it comes to receiving bad news.
03/04/2009
02:22

Sitting Analysis
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Demetri illustrates the paradoxes of sitting, the wonders of air travel and the changing nature of couches.
03/04/2009
02:23

Guy with a Neck Brace
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Demetri demonstrates the daily obstacles faces by a New Yorker wearing a neck brace.
03/11/2009
01:53

Spring Haven Home
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At Spring Haven, there'll be no more paintballing the elderly or lying about Tony Bennett concerts.
03/11/2009
02:28

Health Class, 1231 A.D.
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Dark Age students learn about the birds and the bees, including the importance of witches.
03/11/2009
00:42

Some Jokes About Safety
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Demetri imagines the worst kinds of burns and reveals his ingenious early warning system for house fires.
03/11/2009
00:57

Pube-Safe
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Demetri advertises a home-security system that protects everything from cats to kids using pubic hair.
03/11/2009
01:19

Safety Analysis
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Demetri illustrates tricks for dealing with wild animals based on their names.
03/11/2009
03:14

Hoodwinkers
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An agency specializing in deception helps a nerd look super cool during his big date.
03/18/2009
02:06

Some Jokes About Coolness
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Demetri suggests the best method for leaving a conversation, thinks of a way to improve sword-swallowing and questions the continued use of strobe lights.
03/18/2009
01:07

Some Data About Coolness
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Demetri shows how much easier it is to make something cool uncool than to make something uncool cool.
03/18/2009
01:58

The Dragon Man
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A young party-goer faces his fears and shows off his face tattoo of a dragon.
03/18/2009
00:52

Dadz
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Two hip dads won't stop being cool just because they're strapped with babies.
03/18/2009
02:52

Passive-Aggressive Race
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The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.
03/25/2009
01:20

Bird-Pranked
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A team of tricksters takes revenge after thousands of years of being pooped on by birds.
03/25/2009
02:14

Some Jokes About Games
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Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.
03/25/2009
00:44

The Annihilator
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Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.
03/25/2009
02:08

Greater Than or Equal To
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Demetri ranks turtles and baby nephews as well as a Rubik's Cube and a drag queen.
03/25/2009
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