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Season 11 • 02/22/2006

Dubai is being rewarded with port contracts because they took Michael Jackson off our hands.

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02:52

Brother vs. Brother- War on Terror
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Rob Corddry and Nate Corddry get into an extremely heated debate over the responsibilities of office during wartime and on the capital of Thailand.
02/21/2006
01:36

Headlines - Victim's Apology
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Harry Whittington apologizes for being shot in the face by vice president Dick Cheney.
02/21/2006
00:20

Moment of Zen - King Dances
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Larry King busts a few moves with a professional dancer from "Dancing with the Stars."
02/21/2006
03:43

Prison Break
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The Australian television stations release new pictures from Abu Ghraib prison, making Iraqi President Jalal Talabani many microphones angry.
02/21/2006
04:33

American Resolutions - Emotional Side
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Without a national disaster to stand in front of and weep, Jason Jones has to find another way to show his emotional side.
02/22/2006
01:04

Power Ham
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After winning the Powerball millions, co-workers at a ham processing plant still want to make use of the employee ham discount.
02/22/2006
00:23

Daily/Colbert - Wharves
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Jon Stewart ends the show and checks in with Stephen Colbert at "The Colbert Report."
02/22/2006
00:13

Moment of Zen - Too Many Eagles
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Bald eagles are all over Homer, Alaska.
02/22/2006
03:06

The Shipping News
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The government has assured us that no matter who is running the ports, it will still have the same criminally negligent security it's had since 9/11.
02/22/2006
04:43

Matthew Fox
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Matthew Fox is going to wait for the commercial break to tell Jon Stewart all the secrets of "Lost."
02/22/2006
04:46

Portscenter
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Since 9/11, President George W. Bush has vowed to occasionally watch the news for any information about our ports.
02/22/2006
02:07

Headlines - Enemies with Benefits
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The U.S. Army discovers an Al Qaeda employment contract.
02/23/2006
00:44

Daily/Colbert - Slander
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What prominent Hollywood star is on record supporting Nazism?
02/23/2006
02:48

Back in Black - Flag Burning
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Flag burning is a simple yet stylish way to express your anger.
02/23/2006
01:46

Headlines - David Irving Sentenced
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David Irving, on trial for Holocaust denial, showed up to court with copies of his book, "Hitler's War."
02/23/2006
01:20

Headlines - Soft Corps
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The U.S. Army adopts a kinder and gentler approach to basic training for recruits that are too lazy or emotionally fragile for boot camp.
02/23/2006
07:49

Roger Ebert
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Roger Ebert isn't getting a tingly feeling, but if he had 40 billion people watching him he might.
02/23/2006
03:31

Your Tax Dollars at War
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President Bush requests an additional $65 billion for the Iraq War.
02/23/2006
00:14

Moment of Zen - Pat Boone Sings
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Pat Boone sings at the Conservative Political Action Conference.
02/23/2006
04:59

Uncaged Heat
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Dan Bakkedahl investigates why folks in Shakopee, Minnesota refuse to put a fence around their women's prison even if it is full of lesbionic dildo-wielding rapists.
03/07/2006
01:27

Mardi Gras - Hope Floats
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It is the first Mardi Gras after Hurricane Katrina, and New Orleans is making the best of it.
03/07/2006
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