Magician Cop

Gangsta Standoff Season 2, Ep 9 11/21/2012 Views: 607,319

When a police officer pulls over a driver, he finds more items in the car than the driver had expected. (3:33)

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[indistinct radio chatter]

[tapping on glass]

- WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER?

- YOU DON'T LOOK LIKEYOU'RE FROM AROUND HERE.

- NO, SIR.

- YOU BEEN DOINGANY DRUGS TONIGHT?

- NO, SIR.

- NOPE?- NO.

- WHY DON'T YOUPOP THAT TRUNK,

STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLEFOR ME, PLEASE.

- REALLY?- YEAH.

[trunk pops]

- [sighs][seatbelt clicks]

- NO DRUGS, HUH?

- NOPE.[indistinct radio chatter]

- WELL, WELL, WELL.

[trunk closes]WHAT HAVE WE HERE?

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.YOU PLANTED THAT IN MY CAR.

- OH, DID I?

OR...DID I PLANT THIS?

- UH--I REAL--I GUESS--

- UP AGAINST THE CAR,RIGHT NOW.

- OH!- SPREAD 'EM!

- UH--- HUH, WHAT'S GOING--

WHOA, WHOA.WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, HUH?

- WHAT?- THESE YOUR COLORS, HOMIE?

- THAT'S--THAT'S NOT MINE.- HUH?

- NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT--- WHAT? NO?

OR ARE THESE YOUR COLORS?

OR PERHAPS THESEARE YOUR COLORS.

OR ARE THESE--?LOOK AT ALL THESE COLORS.

MAN, YOU SURE GOTA LOT OF COLORS.

- I DON'T--- LOOK AT ALL OF THESE COLORS.

- WHAT, THIS IS--

- WASAH!

- ARE YOU A REAL COP?- FREEZE!

WHAT IS THAT?- WHAT--

- MM.

WELL, WELL, WELL.

IT LOOKS LIKEAN ILLEGAL FIREARM.

OR...

IS IT? AHH.[dove cooing]

- OH.

I'M--I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.

I'M SORRY.- PICK A CARD.

- THAT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD FAN.

- ANY CARD.YOU CAN JUST STICK--THERE.

OKAY, YOU TOOK THAT CARD?- YEAH.

- NOW, CAN YOUREMEMBER THAT CARD?

- YES.

- CAN YOU COMMIT THAT CARDTO MEMORY?

- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.- HAVE YOU DONE SO?

HAVE YOU DONE SO?- YES.

- PLEASE INSERT THE CARD BACKINTO THE DECK RANDOMLY.

- DONE.

- IT'S IN A DIFFERENT PLACE THANWHERE YOU TOOK IT ORIGINALLY?

- THERE.- THERE WE ARE. THERE WE ARE.

- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.- NOW, I TAKE THE DECK LIKE SO.

I GIVE IT A "SKASLOISLES"AND "ABRACASLOISH."

[gunshot]- UH, FU--WHA--

- OKAY...

AHH.IS THIS YOUR CARD?

- NO!- ARE YOU SURE?

- I WANT YOUR BADGE NUMBER.

[coughing]

- OH. OH. OH!

- [coughing]

UH--UH--WHA--WHAT DID--

OH!- HAAH.

- HOW DID--

IT'S MY CA--HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

- AHH.

AND...

THAT IS FOR YOU.

- AFTER ALL THAT,YOU'RE STILL GIVING ME A TICKET?

- IS IT A TICKET?

OR IS IT A TWO-FOR-ONE COUPONFOR MY SHOW

AT THE MAGIC HOUSETHURSDAY NIGHT AT 11:00 P.M.?

YOUR CALL.

- I'LL TAKE THE TICKET.

- GREAT. OKAY.

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