[indistinct radio chatter]
[tapping on glass]
- WAS I SPEEDING, OFFICER?
- YOU DON'T LOOK LIKEYOU'RE FROM AROUND HERE.
- NO, SIR.
- YOU BEEN DOINGANY DRUGS TONIGHT?
- NO, SIR.
- NOPE?- NO.
- WHY DON'T YOUPOP THAT TRUNK,
STEP OUT OF THE VEHICLEFOR ME, PLEASE.
- REALLY?- YEAH.
[trunk pops]
- [sighs][seatbelt clicks]
- NO DRUGS, HUH?
- NOPE.[indistinct radio chatter]
- WELL, WELL, WELL.
[trunk closes]WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.YOU PLANTED THAT IN MY CAR.
- OH, DID I?
OR...DID I PLANT THIS?
- UH--I REAL--I GUESS--
- UP AGAINST THE CAR,RIGHT NOW.
- OH!- SPREAD 'EM!
- UH--- HUH, WHAT'S GOING--
WHOA, WHOA.WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE, HUH?
- WHAT?- THESE YOUR COLORS, HOMIE?
- THAT'S--THAT'S NOT MINE.- HUH?
- NO, I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT--- WHAT? NO?
OR ARE THESE YOUR COLORS?
OR PERHAPS THESEARE YOUR COLORS.
OR ARE THESE--?LOOK AT ALL THESE COLORS.
MAN, YOU SURE GOTA LOT OF COLORS.
- I DON'T--- LOOK AT ALL OF THESE COLORS.
- WHAT, THIS IS--
- WASAH!
- ARE YOU A REAL COP?- FREEZE!
WHAT IS THAT?- WHAT--
- MM.
WELL, WELL, WELL.
IT LOOKS LIKEAN ILLEGAL FIREARM.
OR...
IS IT? AHH.[dove cooing]
- OH.
I'M--I DON'T--I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
I'M SORRY.- PICK A CARD.
- THAT'S NOT EVEN A GOOD FAN.
- ANY CARD.YOU CAN JUST STICK--THERE.
OKAY, YOU TOOK THAT CARD?- YEAH.
- NOW, CAN YOUREMEMBER THAT CARD?
- YES.
- CAN YOU COMMIT THAT CARDTO MEMORY?
- THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE.- HAVE YOU DONE SO?
HAVE YOU DONE SO?- YES.
- PLEASE INSERT THE CARD BACKINTO THE DECK RANDOMLY.
- DONE.
- IT'S IN A DIFFERENT PLACE THANWHERE YOU TOOK IT ORIGINALLY?
- THERE.- THERE WE ARE. THERE WE ARE.
- THIS IS RIDICULOUS.- NOW, I TAKE THE DECK LIKE SO.
I GIVE IT A "SKASLOISLES"AND "ABRACASLOISH."
[gunshot]- UH, FU--WHA--
- OKAY...
AHH.IS THIS YOUR CARD?
- NO!- ARE YOU SURE?
- I WANT YOUR BADGE NUMBER.
[coughing]
- OH. OH. OH!
- [coughing]
UH--UH--WHA--WHAT DID--
OH!- HAAH.
- HOW DID--
IT'S MY CA--HOW DID YOU DO THAT?
- AHH.
AND...
THAT IS FOR YOU.
- AFTER ALL THAT,YOU'RE STILL GIVING ME A TICKET?
- IS IT A TICKET?
OR IS IT A TWO-FOR-ONE COUPONFOR MY SHOW
AT THE MAGIC HOUSETHURSDAY NIGHT AT 11:00 P.M.?
YOUR CALL.
- I'LL TAKE THE TICKET.
- GREAT. OKAY.