The Daily Show with Jon Stewart

Garden Statement

Season 10 • 11/29/2005

New Jersey tries to attract more tourists by changing its motto.

More

Watching

02:08

Shopping Maul
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Jon shows footage of a Black Friday riot and relates it to other countries' mob traditions.
11/28/2005
00:10

Moment of Zen - Police Training
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Police train on proper footwork and the handling of guns and dogs as a foreign language plays in the background.
11/28/2005
03:22

OK Consumer
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Rob Corddry reports from a Wal-Mart in Tennessee and North Carolina, detailing how manic enthusiasm for Black Friday is good for the economy.
11/28/2005
03:08

Flotation Vice
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Jon recaps the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, featuring an M&M balloon crashing into a lamppost.
11/28/2005
00:17

Moment of Zen - President George W. Bush Rides a Bicycle with Team China
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

President George W. Bush shakes hands with the national Chinese bicycle team, and then they ride off together.
11/29/2005
00:51

Daily/Colbert - Peggy Noonan
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert list the names of the speeches that Peggy Noonan wrote, which include the NWA song "F**k the Police."
11/29/2005
02:33

Maple Grief
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Samantha Bee tries to explain the Canadian government system as well as where the country is located.
11/29/2005
06:57

Peggy Noonan
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Jon Stewart interviews author Peggy Noonan about her biography of Pope John Paul II: "John Paul The Great."
11/29/2005
02:17

Headlines - Canada in Crisis - Northern Blights
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

The government of Canadian Prime Minister Paul Martin collapses after a vote of no confidence following a money laundering scandal.
11/29/2005
02:26

Headlines - Congressional Update - Rich Cunningham
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Congressman Rich Cunningham pleads guilty to fraud, tax evasion and receiving $2.4 million dollars worth of bribes.
11/29/2005
05:10

Garden Statement
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Jason Jones reports on New Jersey's pursuit of a new state motto that will hopefully attract more tourists.
11/29/2005
04:34

Mess O'Potamia - Operation Not-That-Bad
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Jon reports on the growing unpopularity of the war in Iraq and how Republicans in Congress and the White House are handling it by mentioning other people.
11/30/2005
03:04

Rallying With Troops
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Senior Political Analyst Ed Helms reports from Annapolis and Hooters on the importance of backdrop appearances and the military's Special Photo Ops unit.
11/30/2005
02:52

De-Weakening Iraq
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Senior Correspondent Rob Corddry reports from Iraq and explains how the war will not be won until the U.S. puts as much power in the hands of Islamists as possible.
11/30/2005
00:20

Moment of Zen - Terminate Piracy
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Arnold Schwarzenegger and Jackie Chan take to their motorcycles and dodge explosions to warn about the dangers of movie piracy.
11/30/2005
07:26

Nancy Pelosi
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi decries America's continued involvement in Iraq and lauds Senator Jack Murtha for his recent courageous words.
11/30/2005
01:28

Operation Not-This-Guy
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Jon is stunned to learn that John Kerry is the man the Democrats chose to respond to the president's refusal to withdraw troops from Iraq.
11/30/2005
00:48

Daily/Colbert - So-Called
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Stephen Colbert questions guest Nancy Pelosi's status as Congresswoman and House Minority Leader.
11/30/2005
02:26

You, Your Health & You - World AIDS Day!
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

The president celebrates World AIDS Day by con-demning the penises of those with AIDS.
12/01/2005
04:29

Silent Night, Holy Crap
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

Bob Wiltfong investigates ways to stay safe this Christmas thanks to a security expert and a strange man who celebrates Hanukah instead.
12/01/2005
02:50

Spruce Almighty
The Daily Show with Jon StewartS10

The homeless orphans of Hurricane Katrina band together to give the Rockefeller Center tree a hat.
12/01/2005
You may also like5 Videos
Trailer
01:49

"South Park: Snow Day!" Trailer
South Park

Join your favorite South Park characters as they fight for neighborhood dominance during a blizzard in "South Park: Snow Day!," available now.
03/26/2024
Trailer
00:28

Make the Most of a Day Off with "South Park: Snow Day!"
South ParkS26

Join Cartman and the neighborhood kids as they battle Stan, who has his own ideas about the rules of their fantasy game, in the "South Park: Snow Day!" video game, now available to preorder.
12/21/2023
Trailer
01:00

"Star Trek: very Short Treks" Has Lightyears of Laughs
Star Trek: very Short TreksS1

Relive the classic vibe of "Star Trek: The Animated Series," and join Riker, Spock and more Starfleet faces on the bite-sized journeys of "Star Trek: very Short Treks," now streaming.
11/22/2023
Trailer
01:00

Fires and Full Moons Breed a New Terror on Wolf Pack

A California wildfire awakens a werewolf, but a group of curious teens -- once bitten -- will not shy away from the threat of decimation on Wolf Pack, streaming January 26 on Paramount+.
10/12/2022
Trailer
01:41

This Game of M.A.S.H. Is a Real Monster in Cursed Friends
Cursed Friends

Four pals must break an evil spell and change their fates when a classic kid's game to predict the future comes back to haunt them in the Comedy Central original movie Cursed Friends.
10/10/2022