#HashtagWars - #MillennialMusicals

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Inspired by Lin-Manuel Miranda and "The Rock"'s millennial musical, Michael Ian Black, Janeane Garofalo and Matt Goldich list more stage shows aimed at today's youth. (2:00)

And now it's timefor tonight's #HashtagWars.



You know what hashtags are,though, right?

-It's a tic-tac-toe board.-Yeah, yeah.

No, no, it's not a tic-tac...But it's a hashtag...

-Yes, yes. Pound sign.-No. Twitter is like...

-A pound sign.-No, it's not a pound sign.

-Tic-tac-toe.-It's a hashtag.

-Pound sign. -It's nottic-tac... It's a hashtag.

-(laughter)-Twitter was aflame yesterday

when Hamilton creatorLin-Manuel Miranda

and fantasy creator The Rockteamed up to produce

a 14-minute shortabout 20-somethings

and their gosh-darnsocial media obsession--

what we were just talkingabout-- in a musical version

of Get Off My Lawn!

The story's about a girl wholoses her phone but finds love.

Also, she probably has...probably has HPV.

-Uh, take a look.-(laughter)

♪ I took my Xanax,now I feel like myself ♪

♪ My Bumble date tonight,he's sexy as hell ♪

♪ He's even hotterthan the guy who teaches ♪

♪ My soul cycle classon Wednesday night ♪

♪ Love my millennial life.


-(laughter)-Heh-heh. It's so true.

So, in honorof Millennials: The Musical,

we're following suitwith tonight's hashtag

#MillennialMusicals.Examples might be--

Phantom of the Whole Foods, and Beauty and the Bae.

I'm gonna put 60 secondson the clock, and begin.

-Mike Black. -Jesus Christ Vine Star.


-Janeane. -Wicked Chlamydia.

-Yes, points.-(laughter)

-Matt. -The Rocky Horror Netflix Original.

-Yes, points.-(cheering, applause)

-Mike Black. -The Music Major.

Yes, points! Janeane.

Oklahoma Where the Dum-Dums Voted for Trump.

-Okay, points. Points.-(cheering, applause)

-Matt. -The Content Producers.

Yes, points. Mike.

Willy Wonka and the Gluten-Free Dessert Factory.

-Yes, points.-(cheering, applause)

Tinder on the Roof.

Yes, points.Matt.


Yes... right there.

GAROFALO:Ooh, that was good.


Bye Bye Bernie.

Yes, points.

He's not dead.

-Yet-- he's very old, he'svery old. -Yeah, yeah, yeah.