BUT THE MOTIVATION IS HARD.

AND YOU WANT TO HAVE SERIOUS DEFINITION

BUT ALSO HAVE IT BE ENJOYABLE.

SOUND IMPOSSIBLE?

REMEMBER WHENYOU HIT PUBERTY,

YOUR HORMONES RAGED

AND ALL YOU WANTED TO DO WASTRY AND SUCK YOUR OWN --?

BUT THEN YOU GOT OLDER,TRIED TO GET LAID

AND FORGOT ABOUT TRYINGTO SUCK YOUR OWN --?

WELL, WE'VE DECIDED TO BRINGTHAT MOTIVATION BACK WITH...

ALL YOU NEED ISTHIS RUBBER STRAP.

AND IT HELPS YOU TO RECOIL

AND THEN MAKEA THRUSTING MOTIONTOWARDS YOUR --.

KEEP WORKINGTHOSE ABS, GARY.

YOU KNOW WHAT'SAT THE FINISH LINE, BABY.

I SURE DO, MAN.

MY OWN --,MY OWN MOUTH

AND SOME SWEET ABS.( laughs )

AS YOU CAN SEE,THE BLOWING MOTION USES MUSCLES

THAT WE NEVER THOUGHTTO EXIST.

I MEANLOOK AT HOW RIPPED YOU GET.

AND THE FINAL GOAL ISYOUR BEST FRIEND--

YOUR OWN PENIS.WHAT CAN BE BETTER?

I'VE BEEN ABLETO SUCK MY OWN JUNKSINCE I WAS EIGHT.

- WHAT'S IN IT FOR ME?- A GOOD QUESTION, BROTHER.

CHECK OUT THE T-BAG STRAP.

THIS PUSHES YOUR BODYPAST THE --

AND STRAIGHTTO THOSE FARAWAY BALLS.

TRY SLAM DUNKINGTHOSE IN YOUR MOUTH

AND WE'RE TALKINGAMAZING ABS.

- WORD?- WE EVEN HAVE ANOTHER LEVEL--

THE FART SNORTER.GET STRAIGHT TO THE HOLE...

( inhales deeply )AND SMELL THOSE FARTS.

I'LL STICKWITH THE BALLS.

I HEAR YA.FART SNORTING IS ADVANCED.

( muffled )I'M DOING IT!

- I'M SUCKING MY OWN --!- SCORE!

- ENJOY THOSE BEACH-READY ABS.- I WANNA SNORT FARTS!

YOU'RE GETTING TALKY, GARY!I'M THE FART SNORTER!

Announcer: "SUCK YOUR OWN -- ABS"

COMES WITH OPTIONAL T-BAG BELT AND FART-SNORTER CORD.