- [Narrator] Abs.
Every guys wants them but the motivation is hard
and you wanna have serious definition
but also have it be enjoyable.
- Remember when you hitpuberty and your hormones raged
and all you wanted to do was try and suck your own dick?
But then you got older and tried to get laid
and forgot about tryingto suck your own dick.
Well we've decided to bring that motivation back
with Suck Your Own Dick Abs!
All you need is this rubber strap
and it help you to recoil
and then make a thrusting motion towards your dick.
Keep working those abs Gary.
You know what's at the finish line.
- I sure do Ned,
my own dick in my own mouth and some sweet abs!
- As you can see the blowing motion uses muscles
that we never thought to exist.
I mean look at how ripped you get!
And the final goal is your best friend.
Your own penis.
What can be better?
- I've been able to suck my own junk since I was eight.
What's in it for me?
- Good question brother.
Check out the T Bag strap.
This pushes your body past the dick
and straight to those far away balls.
Try slam dunking those in your mouth
and we're talking amazing abs!
- We even have anotherlevel, the Fart Snorter.
Get straight to the hole
and smell those farts.
- I'll stick with the balls.
- I hear ya.
Fart snorting is advanced.
- (Muffled) I got it!
I'm sucking my own dick!
- Score! Enjoy those beach ready abs.
- I wanna snort farts!
- You're gettin' talky Gary, I'm the fart snorter!
- [Narrator] Suck Your Own Dick Abs come with
optional T Bag Belt and Fart Snorter Cord.
Get serious about your body while also enjoying it.