Important Things with Demetri Martin

Passive-Aggressive Race

Season 1 E 7 • 03/25/2009

Top passive-aggressive competitors race with champion-style disinterest.

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03:14

Hoodwinkers
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6

An agency specializing in deception helps a nerd look super cool during his big date.
03/18/2009
02:06

Some Jokes About Coolness
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6

Demetri suggests the best method for leaving a conversation, thinks of a way to improve sword-swallowing and questions the continued use of strobe lights.
03/18/2009
01:07

Some Data About Coolness
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6

Demetri shows how much easier it is to make something cool uncool than to make something uncool cool.
03/18/2009
01:58

The Dragon Man
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6

A young party-goer faces his fears and shows off his face tattoo of a dragon.
03/18/2009
00:52

Dadz
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E6

Two hip dads won't stop being cool just because they're strapped with babies.
03/18/2009
01:20

Bird-Pranked
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7

A team of tricksters takes revenge after thousands of years of being pooped on by birds.
03/25/2009
02:14

Some Jokes About Games
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7

Demetri proposes an improvement to professional sports and pities high scorers on video games.
03/25/2009
00:44

The Annihilator
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7

Chess will never be the same after the introduction of a new power piece, forged in the fires of Hell.
03/25/2009
02:08

Greater Than or Equal To
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7

Demetri ranks turtles and baby nephews as well as a Rubik's Cube and a drag queen.
03/25/2009
04:05

Emotional Escape Artist
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7

Devon Cottonfield, the world's greatest emotional escape artist, prepares to slip out of a relationship, but then he meets his true match.
03/25/2009
02:52

Passive-Aggressive Race
Important Things with Demetri MartinS1 E7

The world's most passive-aggressive athletes show off their non-confrontational one-upmanship techniques.
03/25/2009
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