Liam Neesons

  • Season 2, Ep 3
  • 10/10/2012
  • Views: 862,988

Two energetic valet attendents discuss the career of their favorite movie star, Liam Neesons. (2:43)

- GMAIL IS WHAT I'M ON NOW.

THAT'S THE, UH--OKAY, YOU GOTTHE MOST SPACE FOR ATTACHMENTS.

ANYWAY...- THANK YOU.

- FEEL FREE TO HIT ME UPIF YOU REMEMBER THAT NUMBER.

I NOTICED YOU AIN'TWRITE THAT DOWN.

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN.THAT GIRL WAS FLY, RIGHT?

- [scoffs] SHE ALL RIGHT.

BUT DID YOU SEETHAT LIAM NEESONS MOVIE

WITH THEM WOLVES, THOUGH?

- THE ONE WITH THEM BIG-ASSWOLVES AND LIAM NEESONS IN IT?

- MAN, LIAM NEESONSIS MY [bleep]!

- OH, LIAM NEESONS STRAIGHTJACKED UP THEM WOLVES, MAN.

- MAN, HE [bleep]THEM WOLVES UP, MAN.

- YEAH.- SHOOT, MAN.

HEY, AND DON'T EVEN GET MESTARTED ON THAT ONE

WHERE THEY TOOKHIS DAUGHTER.

- [scoffs] "STRAIGHT TOOKEN,"STARRING LIAM NEESONS!

- MAN, LIAM NEESONSON THE PHONE LIKE,

"I HAVE A CERTAINSET OF SKILLS."

MAN, DON'T [bleep]WITH LIAM NEESONS!

- NO, DON'T EVEN TRY ANDBE RUSSIAN AROUND LIAM NEESONS.

HE'LL TAKE YOUR ARM AND...- [screams]

- PUT SOME FRACTURES UP IN THAT.- THEY KILLING HIM, MAN.

AND THEN--OH, YOU SEETHE SECOND ONE, THOUGH?

IN THE SECOND ONE,THE RUSSIANS COME AFTER HIM

AND HE [bleep] THEMALL UP ANYWAY.

- "TAKEN 2," STARRINGTHE INCOMPARABLE LIAM NEESONS.

- MM-HM. MM-HM.- THAT'S MY [bleep].

- WHAT ABOUT DARKMAN, THOUGH?- NO.

- WHAT ABOUT LIAM NEESONSIN SOME DARKMAN, THOUGH?

WHAT ABOUT DARKMAN, THOUGH?

- WHEN LIAM NEESONS' FACEWAS CHANGING UP, MAN?

- HOMIE WAS STRAIGHTFACE-CHANGING.

NOW THAT'S JUST LIAM NEESONSACTING RIGHT THERE, MAN.

- STRAIGHT UP, I KID YOU NOT.ACADEMY-AWARD CALIBER.

CLASSIC NEESONS.- MAN, COME ON, SERIOUSLY.

I MEAN, LIKE, NEESONSALREADY NEED TO HAVE A STATUE.

- LIAM NEESONS AIN'T GOT NO--- HE AIN'T GOT NO STATUE.

- HE--- HE AIN'T GOT A STATUE.

HE AIN'T GOT A STATUE.

- NO. NO. NO. NO.

THE OSCAR GOESTO LIAM NEESONS, DARKMAN.

[bleep] FACE WAS CHANGING!- MM-HM. WORD.

- HOW HARD IS THAT?- IT AIN'T HARD.

IT'S NOT HARD AT ALL.- DAMN!

- IT'S STUPID.- OH! OH! BATTLESHIP.

- OOOH!

- BATTLESHIP.

- OOOH!

- BATTLESHIP!

- OOOOH!

OOOOH!- BATTLESHIP!

- OOOOH! WHOO!

- LIAM NEESONS STRAIGHTKILLED A ROBOT BOAT!

- LIAM NEESONS IS MY SHIZNIT!- WHOO!

- BUT YOU KNOW WHO I LIKEAS MUCH AS NEESONS, THOUGH?

- [scoffs] AS MUCH AS NEESONS?- MM-HM.

- WHO?

- BRUCE WILLY.

- [screams]

[screaming continues]

BRUCE WILLY IS MY SHIT!

- BUT WHAT IFTHEY MADE A MOVIE

WITH LIAM NEESONSAND BRUCE WILLY?

[grunting]

- NEESONS AND WILLY?

- WILLY AND NEESONS.- HARDER MAN. HARDER!

- [grunting]

- [choking]THAT WOULD BE...

both: MY [bleep]!

[boom]

[laughter]

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