But let's begin...let's begin the show
with some newsfrom across the pond.
MAN: The British Supreme Court ruling that the U.K.
cannot leave the European Union
without first getting a vote from Parliament.
MAN 2: This is a big deal.
At most, calls into question whether Brexit will happen.
MAN 3: This decision throws the United Kingdom's exit
from the E.U. into some chaos.
Wait, wait, wait. Hold up.
There's a chance the U.K.may not have to leave the E.U.?
-No. No, I'm sorry.-(laughter)
-You do not get out of Brexit.-(laughter)
You do not, no.
Because Brexit inspiredeverybody else
to screw up their own countries!
People running around,burning (bleep) down,
chanting,"Brexit! Brexit! Brexit!"
-America elected Mr. Brexit!-(laughter)
And now you're gonna tryto breezle out of it?
No! It feels likeBritain's, like,
(with British accent):"Oh, look at that.
We didn't realizewe had a back door."
-(laughter) -"Oh, we didn't knowthere's a way out. We didn't."
And then, America's like,"Wait. Do we also have...?"
-"No, you don't. No. You don't.No, you don't." -(laughter)
It's like, "Wait. You saidwe were getting face tattoos."
"Oh, and, yeah, mine'sremovable. I didn't realize."
-(laughter) -"I thought it waspermanent, but it's not."
-"I've got a dick on my face!"-(laughter)
"It looks nice, though.It looks really nice."
-(applause and cheering)-No! You Brexit, Britain!
-We suffer together.-(laughter)
And we are suffering.