Come Back, Meegan

Victory Season 2, Ep 7 11/07/2012 Views: 331,482

Meegan and her boyfriend's fight continues well beyond the club. (2:38)

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- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?- NO!

- SERIOUSLY, YOU'VE GOTTACOME BACK IN THE BAR RIGHT NOW.

- YOU COME BACK IN THE BAR!

- MEGAN, I DON'T EVEN[bleep] KNOW CLAIRE!

- YEAH, RIGHT!

- I'M SORRY!YOU LEFT YOUR JACKET!

- YEAH, WELL,WHY DON'T YOU GIVE IT

TO YOUR NEW, FAT,UGLY GIRLFRIEND?

- I HAVEN'T EVEN MET HER YET!- WHATEVER!

- YOU LEFT YOUR JACKET,MEGAN!

- OH, THROW IT IN A RIVER!- WHY WOULD I [bleep] DO THAT?

- I DON'T CARE, I'M OVER IT!

- FINE!

[sighs]

GOD.

MEGAN!

- LEAVE ME ALONE!

- YOUR JACKET, THOUGH!

- NO!- SERIOUSLY, MEGAN!

- YOU START BUYING DRINKSFOR EVERYBODY

AS SOON AS SHE COMES OVER.I MEAN, WHO DOES THAT?

- MEGAN,COME BACK TO THE BAR!

- YOU'RE LITERALLY AN ASSHOLE!- HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE?

I CAN'T BE AN ASSHOLE.I GOT ARMS AND LEGS AND A HEAD!

- WHERE'S MY JACKET?- I HAVE YOUR JACKET!

- FINE.- DO YOU WANT IT?

- NO!

- YOU KNOW WHA--- EAT IT!

- WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT?I'M NOT FOLLOWING YOU ANYMORE!

I'M DONE!- FINE! I'M OVER IT!

- FINE!

MEGAN, COME BACK TO THE BAR.

- NO!

- MEGAN! MEGAN! MEGAN!- UH-UH! NO! UH-UH!

[boat whistle blows,bell rings]

- MEGAN, DO YOU WANTYOUR [bleep] JACKET?

- NO!

- SERIOUSLY,COME BACK TO THE BAR.

- YOU GO BACK TO THE BAR.

- I'M GONNA THROWTHIS JACKET IN THE WATER.

- OH, NICE.

THAT'S REALLY NICE.

- WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO,MEGAN? DAMN!

- KISS MY BUTTHOLE, OKAY?

- GOOD! FINE! FINE!THEN I'M GOING!

I'M LEAVING RIGHT NOW!

GOD DAMN IT!

MEGAN!

- NO!

- LIKE, SERIOUSLY, YOUR JACKET!- NO!

- BUT IT'S YOUR JACKET, THOUGH!- WHATEVER!

- MEGAN!

- NO!

- I HAVE YOUR J--

I HAVE YOUR JACKET.

- I'M OVER IT!

- SERIOUSLY, MEG--

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