How Much to Blow a Guy

  • Season 1 , Ep 10
  • 06/08/2011
  • Views: 87,959

When there is monetary gain to be had, Adam will do almost anything. (1:23)

- ALL RIGHT,I GOT A SERIOUS QUESTION.

FOR $100,000 WOULDYOU SUCK A MAN'S PENIS?

- A MAN'S PENIS?I DON'T KNOW.

- YEAH, YOUGET TO PICK THE DUDE.

- SO FINAL DICK APPROVAL?- ALL YOURS.

- CHOOSE ANY DICK I WANT TO?

- WHOEVER'S DICK,EXCEPT FOR ME AND BLAKE'S.

- ALL RIGHT.- WELL...

- THEN YEAH, TOTALLY.DEFINITELY.

- OKAY.- UH-HUH, 100 Gs?

YEAH, I THINK SO.- WHOO!

OKAY,WHAT ABOUT $75,000?

- OH, YEAH.YEAH, FOR SURE.

- LET'S GET REAL.FIVE GRAND?

- YES.- REALLY?

- I'D BE 30 SECONDS AWAYFROM GETTING

A PRETTY SWEETUSED MOTORCYCLE.

- NO, IT WOULD TAKE YOUWAY LONGER THAN THAT, DUDE.

- NO, I THINK--- WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

- ARE YOU KIDDING MERIGHT NOW?

HAVE YOU SEEN THESE LIPS?- I HAVE.

- HAVE YOU ENJOYED THE PRESENCEOF ME EATING A KIELBASA?

IT'S RIDONK.- WOW.

- IT'S WEIRD. GIRLS ARE LIKE,"I'M IMPRESSED BY THAT."

- OKAY, HOLD ON.

WHAT IS THE ABSOLUTELEAST AMOUNT OF MONEY

YOU COULD GET PAIDTO BLOW A GUY?

- NOW WE'RE TALKING.- IF I'M HONEST WITH MYSELF?

- YEAH.- I'D HAVE TO SAY...

$900.

[tires screech]- OH, MY GOD!

- WHOA.- OH, MY GOD.

- WAIT, WAIT.- WAS THAT A--

- ARE YOU OKAY?ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

- UH...YEAH, YEAH.I THINK SO.

COULD YOU GIVE ME A...?- GOT YOU, BUDDY.

- NO SWEAT.DON'T SWEAT IT.

- DID YOU SAY 900 BUCKS?

- NO, I SAID $9,000.I SAID $9,000.

- I HEARD $900.

- NO, I SAID"THOUSAND," DUDE.

I'VE GOT STANDARDS, I'MNOT JUST BLOWING EVERYBODY.

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