Movie Hecklers

Das Negros Season 1, Ep 3 02/14/2012 Views: 143,887

During a movie, two guys heckle in a surprisingly informative way. (1:32)

Tags:  movies, art

- THAT'S TRUE.

[onscreen voices]

- [slurps]

MM-MM. MM-MM.

COME ON, MAN,WHAT YOU DOIN', MAN?

THAT'S STUPID.

THAT'S STUPID, MAN,DON'T DO THAT, MAN. COME ON.

- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

DO NOT GO INTOA CRANE SHOT RIGHT NOW!

YOU KIDDING ME?

- YEAH, MAN, I HEAR Y'ALL.

THIS MOVIE'S GOTA INCONSISTENT VISUAL LANGUAGE!

- HALF THE TIME, THIS [bleep]JUST SHOOTIN' ALL HAND-HELD

LIKE HEA DOGMA FILMMAKER!

THAT'S FUNNY,

SINCE DOGMACLEARLY FORBIDS

TEMPORAL AND GEOGRAPHICALALIENATION!

[sudden music strike]

- OH, I LOVED THAT SHOTTHE FIRST TIME.

WHEN IT WAS IN NOSFERATU!

- [laughs]THAT'S RIGHT.

- I MEAN, THIS [bleep]TRYIN' TO DO SOME HOMAGE

TO THE GERMAN EXPRESSIONISTSOR SOME [bleep].

- IT'S A VISUALMEDIUM, MAN!

ENOUGH WITH THIS MY DINNER WITH ANDRE BULL[bleep]!

- I MEAN, HAS THIS DUDEEVEN HEARD OF MISE-EN-SCENE?

PUT SOME INFORMATIONUP IN THE FRAME, BITCH!

- OH, I GET IT. YEAH.I'MA OVEREXPOSE THE FILM.

- MM-HMM, MM-HMM.- GET AN ETHEREAL LOOK.

MAN, [bleep] THIS [bleep]!

- CAN WE JUST GO?

- HOLD ON, HONEY, THEY'REACTUALLY MAKING GOOD POINTS.

[onscreen voices]

HEY, HAS THIS GUY WATCHED TOOMUCH QUENTIN TARANTINO OR WHAT?

- SIR, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOUTO LOWER YOUR VOICE.

TOO MUCH TALKING, OKAY?THANK YOU.

- THANK YOU.

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