Quarterback Concussion

  • Season 4 , Ep 5
  • 10/22/2014
  • Views: 43,001

After taking a huge hit, the Rhinos quarterback has trouble inspiring his team in the huddle. (3:40)

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[muffled shouting]

- HERE WE COME, SON.HERE WE COME.

- [shouting]HUT!

[epic theatrical music]

[high-pitched tone]

[whistle blowing]

- MAN, YOU FEELING ALL RIGHT?

- YEAH, I'M FINE, MAN!

- LET'S GO, LET'S GO!

- COME ON!- LET'S GO, MAN!

- MAN, WHAT ARE WE DOINGOUT THERE?

WHAT ARE WE DOING OUT THERE,HUH?

BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW.

NO, SERIOUSLY,WHAT--WHAT ARE WE DOING?

WHAT--WHAT ARE WE DOING?

- PLAYING FOOTBALL?- OKAY, YEAH.

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,

THAT'S IT, MAN.PLAYING FOOTBALL, YEAH?

- YO, EXQUISITE T.

YOU NEED TO LET THE MEDICSTAKE A LOOK AT YOU, MAN.

- DUDE, I'M ALL RIGHT, MAN.I'M FINE.

SHOOT.

I'M HERE,

AND I'M READY TO DO THIS, MAN.

- ALL RIGHT.- WHAT ABOUT YOU ALL, MAN?

DO YOU WANT THIS?- YEAH.

- YEAH.- DO YOU WANT THIS?

all: YEAH.

- DO YOU WANT THIS?all: YEAH!

- DO YOU WANT THIS?all: YEAH!

- I MEAN, ALL YOU HAD TO DOWAS ASK, MAN.

THERE'S PLENTY OF APPLE PIETO GO AROUND.

YOU WANT SOME APPLE PIE,BROTHER?

YOU WANT SOME APPLE PIE,BROTHER?

COME ON, MAN.WHO WANT A SLICE?

- YO, EXQUISITE T,AIN'T NO APPLE PIE, MAN.

THAT'S YOUR HELMET.- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

DOG, DOG, DOG, MAYBE YOU SHOULDJUST SIT OUT THE NEXT PLAY.

- SIT OUT THE NEXT PLAY?- YEAH.

- ARE YOU GONNA SITOUT THE NEXT PLAY?

- NAH.

- YOU GONNA SITOUT THE NEXT PLAY?

I DIDN'T THINK SO.I DON'T NEED

TO SIT OUT THE NEXT PLAY,AND I'M GONNA TELL YOU WHY.

'CAUSE ALL Y'ALL.

'CAUSE I KNOW Y'ALL GOT MY BACK.

Y'ALL KNOW WHAT I SEEWHEN I LOOK AT YOU?

I'MA TELL YOU WHAT I SEE.

GROWN MEN...- YEAH, YEAH.

- WHO LOOK LIKE GIANTS...- YEAH.

- WITH REALLY BIG SHOULDERS...

all: YEAH!

- WHO ARE WEARING SHORT PANTS.

- WHAT?

- AND JUST RIGHT THERE, A FEWSECONDS OF COMPLETE DARKNESS,

AND THEN I SAW SOMELITTLE FLOATY SPECKS OF LIGHT

IN THE AIR, UP LIKE THAT.

- EXQUISITE T.- WHO IS THAT?

IS THAT CARTOON SQUIRRELTALKING TO ME?

- YEAH!

- CARTOON SQUIRREL,WHERE YOU AT?

- I'M HERE, MAN.- OH, YES.

- YOU HAVE A BRAIN INJURY.

YOU NEED TO GETSOME MEDICAL ATTENTION.

- I'M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT NOW,CARTOON SQUIRREL,

WHO NEEDS SOME MEDICAL ATTENTIONIS THE COUGARS OVER THERE.

- DOG, DOG, DOG.- WHAT, WHAT?

- WE'RE PLAYING THE BRUISERS.- RIGHT, OKAY.

- BRUISERS.- OKAY.

LISTEN, Y'ALL.

WE NEED TO REMEMBERWHO WE ARE, OKAY?

WE'RE THE TEAM OF DESTINYTHIS YEAR.

WE'RE THE TEAM EVERYBODYTALKING ABOUT.

WE'RE THE TEAM EVERYBODYAFRAID OF, MAN.

WE GOT TO REMEMBER WHO WE ARE.

WHO ARE WE?- RHINOS.

- WHO ARE WE?

all: THE RHINOS.

- WHO ARE WE?all: RHINOS!

- WHO ARE WE?all: RHINOS!

- WHO ARE WE?all: RHINOS.

- WHO ARE WE?all: RHINOS.

- ARE WE THE RHINOS?all: YEAH!

- OH, MY GOD.

SOMEBODY STOLE OUR HORNS.

WE GOT TO FIND OUR HORNS, Y'ALL.- OH, FUCK IT.

- WHERE THE HORNS AT?- WHAT THE FUCK?

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