The Colbert Report
Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve
Season 5 E 5 • 01/12/2009

Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.

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The Colbert ReportS5 E5
Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve

Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
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