The Colbert Report

Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve

Season 5 • 01/12/2009

Stephen Jr. finds his calling as the raptor Santa Claus.

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New York Times Abandons Dignity

The New York Times drops to its knees in a back alley for 20 bucks like the rest of us.
01/08/2009
00:12

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A Really Good Book

Stephen remarks on his really good book.
01/08/2009
03:24

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Leg Wrestling Rematch

Stephen will take on Jason Chaffetz and the entire KSTU Fox 13 news team.
01/08/2009
04:40

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Yahweh or No Way - Roland Burris

You can hear Rod Blagojevich's entire conversation with God on the FBI wiretap.
01/08/2009
00:33

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Intro - 1/8/09

Does God speak directly to us? Stephen will tell you His answer.
01/08/2009
00:36

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Intro - 1/12/09

In his last press conference, President Bush admits to the biggest mistake of his presidency: holding press conferences.
01/12/2009
06:09

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Anthony Romero

Anthony Romero believes it will be a huge mistake if Barack Obama doesn't close Guantanamo immediately.
01/12/2009
00:12

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A Lot More to Say

Stephen will give you some time for your eardrums to scab over.
01/12/2009
05:40

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The Word - Sweet Smell of Success

Axe body spray works for awkward teenage males, so it should work for the economy.
01/12/2009
04:30

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Bush's Last Press Conference

When it comes to connecting the dots, President Bush can't win.
01/12/2009
02:35

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Stephen Jr. on Christmas Eve

Stephen Jr. is spotted on Christmas eve getting ready to fly around the world delivering the gift of yuletide joy and rodent parts.
01/12/2009
04:19

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On Notice - Limey Squirrel Eaters

Bloodthirsty blokes react to the economic downturn by eating squirrels.
01/13/2009
06:16

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Niall Ferguson

Niall Ferguson explains how money is a relationship between a creditor and a debtor.
01/13/2009
02:40

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Bush Presidency Aged Us

The Bush presidency has aged everyone, including Stephen.
01/13/2009
05:44

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Cold War Update - Cuba

If we open up relations with Cuba, the allure of rum, mambo and spicy Latinas could prove irresistible.
01/13/2009
00:17

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That's All the Time We Have

That's all the time we have for tonight, tomorrow night, and last night's show.
01/13/2009
00:30

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Intro - 1/13/09

Russians cut off the natural gas pipeline to Europe in the most boring James Bond plotline ever.
01/13/2009
08:06

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P.K. Winsome - Obama Collectibles

P.K. Winsome believes the merchandising of Barack Obama is the dream that Martin Luther King, Jr. envisioned.
01/14/2009
02:26

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Little Victories - America's Galaxy Is Big

Good news: the Milky Way is about the same size as the Andromeda Galaxy.
01/14/2009
00:32

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Intro - 1/14/09

Is Barack Obama being over-marketed? For just $25 you can get a commemorative tote bag containing the answer.
01/14/2009
06:20

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Alan Khazei

Alan Khazei explains to Stephen why anybody would do something for someone else and not get paid for it.
01/14/2009
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