The Colbert Report

Sign Off - The USA Today

Season 6 • 05/06/2010

Stephen signs off as he reads The USA Today.

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Sign Off - Dancing With Julian

Stephen dances with Julian, the new cameraman he found on Rentboy.com.
05/05/2010
05:26

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Dave Isay

Dave Isay has learned that moms, no matter where they come from, share a lot in common.
05/05/2010
00:34

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Intro - 5/5/10

Stephen's Alpha Dog will bark your throat out, there's an enemy in your backyard, and Dave Isay discusses his book about moms.
05/05/2010
05:38

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The Enemy Within - Backyard Clothesline

Neighbors fine Susan Taylor for violating subdivision rules, but nothing will stop her from drying her clothes outside.
05/05/2010
03:07

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Alpha Dog of the Week - George Rekers

Reverend George Rekers travels to Europe with a male prostitute because he can't lift his own luggage.
05/05/2010
03:52

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Nashville Flood Wakeboarder

The fun police bust a guy wakeboarding on top of what was once a productive Nashville business district.
05/05/2010
05:24

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Stewart Brand

Stewart Brand accepts the use of nuclear power because he wants to see us get off all the fossil fuels.
05/06/2010
01:35

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White People Prayer Gap

Franklin Graham calls Islam an evil religion that practices murder, and white people are getting outprayed.
05/06/2010
05:51

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British Election Couverage - Andrew Sullivan

As the polls close in Great Britain's parliamentary election, Andrew Sullivan predicts chaotic results.
05/06/2010
06:32

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Movies That Are Destroying America - 2010 Summer Movie Edition

"Prince of Persia" glamorizes Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, "Sex and the City 2" cheats on America, and "Iron Man 2" hasn't advertised enough.
05/06/2010
00:06

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Sign Off - The USA Today

Stephen says goodnight while reading The USA Today.
05/06/2010
00:02

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Sign Off - Goodnight

That's it for The Report, everybody.
05/10/2010
07:07

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Greece Wither Soon - Scheherazade Rehman

Scheherazade Rehman says the Germans did the right thing by bailing out Greece, but it was too little, too late.
05/10/2010
04:47

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Oil Containment Solution Randomizer

Stephen offers BP ways to shut off the geyser in the Gulf with his Oil Containment Solution Randomizer.
05/10/2010
00:35

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Intro - 5/10/10

Stephen thinks of ways to stop the Gulf oil spill, and Gary Johnson wants to raise money by legalizing pot.
05/10/2010
05:01

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Gary Johnson

Gary Johnson wants the government to decriminalize marijuana and tell kids the truth about smoking pot.
05/10/2010
02:27

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House Returns the Favor

Dr. House's photo sits proudly on Stephen's shelf in a place of honor, next to his coin purse made from a bull's scrotum.
05/10/2010
02:59

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Australian Sperm Shortage

Stephen's Formula 401: G'Day Egg! was formulated in the bathroom of an Outback Steakhouse.
05/11/2010
00:04

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Sign Off - WristStrong Arm

Stephen waves goodnight with his numb, cadmium-tainted WristStrong arm.
05/11/2010
02:49

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Consumer Alert - Best Friends Charm Bracelets

Lacing children's jewelry with heavy metal is a great way to teach our kids about the periodic table.
05/11/2010
00:35

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Intro - 5/11/10

Conservatives try to derail Elena Kagan's nomination, Australia gets a new import, and Hampton Sides knows a lot about Dr. King's death.
05/11/2010
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