The Colbert Report
Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo Kitchen
Season 3 • 09/20/2007
Just talking about the new Japanese restaurant Mayonnaise Kitchen makes Stephen sick.
The Colbert ReportS3 Naomi Wolf
Naomi Wolf says America is on the road to fascism. Stephen calls Head of Secret Police!
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/19/07
A college student is tasered at a Kerry speech, America is taking forever to turn into a fascist state and Stephen's carbon footprint is Prada.
The Colbert ReportS3 Colbert Platinum - Green Edition
We should all learn to recycle like Louis Vuitton and the new patchwork bag.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Solitarity
If that young man who was tasered expected his peers to rise up in protest, he was asking the wrong generation.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Market Forces
When it comes to getting killed, innocent Iraqis have never had so many choices.
The Colbert ReportS3 Jeffrey Toobin
Jeffrey Toobin, author of "The Nine," takes Stephen inside the world of the Supreme Court and reveals whether they have secret handshakes.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/20/07
Tonight, Stephen investigates a U.S. contractor getting kicked out of Iraq, reports on Russian population initiatives and interviews legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin.
The Colbert ReportS3 ThreatDown - Us
Tonight's threats are salad, Slavic intercourse, el Chupacabra, the Bingham Company and us.
The Colbert ReportS3 Blistering Rebuttal
How are you supposed to protest an abuse of authority when an authority figure told you not to?
The Colbert ReportS3 Rabbi Fish
Tomorrow is the last chance for the children of Israel to own up to whatever it is they've done to Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS3 Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Mayo Kitchen
The hottest new restaurant in Tokyo is the Mayonnaise Kitchen, where you can get mayo on everything.
The Colbert ReportS3 Alpha Dog of the Week - Honniball
Percy Honniball is man enough to use the tool belt God gave him.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/24/07
Iran's president speaks at an Ivy League university, Congress censures MoveOn.org and Stephen nails Thomas Friedman.
The Colbert ReportS3 Thomas L. Friedman
Stephen asks Thomas Friedman what it feels like to be a guy who's passionate about UPS.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Metric System
Stephen's been railing against the metric system since he was a midday anchor in 1987.
The Colbert ReportS3 The Word - Na Na-Na Na Na Na
We owe a debt of gratitude to the Senate for reminding us that words can hurt.
The Colbert ReportS3 Sign Off - Stephen Accepts Your Apologies
This year 1-888-OOPS-JEW shared the line with 1-888-MOPS-KEY, a consumer help line for finding the best prices on janitorial equipment.
The Colbert ReportS3 Intro - 9/25/07
Stephen sits down with author John Grisham and learns that half of the world's languages are going extinct.
The Colbert ReportS3 No Nuclear Iran
The New York Times issues a mea culpa for giving MoveOn.org the "blame America" discount.
The Colbert ReportS3 K. David Harrison
Stephen asks K. David Harrison, author of "When Languages Die," if he's translating his book into any dying languages.
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