The Colbert Report
Vampire for Congress in Florida
Season 10 • 05/08/2014
Republican incumbent Ted Yoho competes against a role-playing vampire for Florida's 3rd District.
Tip/Wag - Herald Embroidery, Bug Scientists & Dana PerinoThe Colbert ReportS10
A Kentucky store discriminates against gays and Freemasons, scientists discover the world's first female penis, and Fox News's Dana Perino deflates a conspiracy theory.
David RemnickThe Colbert ReportS10
David Remnick describes "The 40s" and The New Yorker's evolution from a comedy magazine to a groundbreaking source of investigative journalism.
Vibrant Constipation PillThe Colbert ReportS10
Doctors develop a pill that vibrates constipation away, and Stephen offers tips on cell phone storage.
Ukraine in the MembraneThe Colbert ReportS10
Republicans urge President Obama to take military action as pro-Russian militias tighten their grip on Ukraine.
Intro - 5/7/14The Colbert ReportS10
Fox News blows the lid off of a scandal, Eastern Europe's problems continue, and David Remnick shares a vintage collection from The New Yorker.
Better Know a Challenger - Florida's 3rd - Jake RushThe Colbert ReportS10
Tea Party candidate Jake Rush expands on his core message as a small-government conservative who also happens to role-play as a vampire.
Sign Off - Spinning TopThe Colbert ReportS10
Stephen employs a trick from "Inception" to see if he's dreaming.
Ellen PageThe Colbert ReportS10
"X-Men: Days of Future Past" star Ellen Page discusses her emotional coming-out speech and generously helps Stephen boost his ratings.
Stu Varney Among the Common PeopleThe Colbert ReportS10
Fox Business anchor Stu Varney shares touching stories of being recognized on the street by New York's great unwashed masses.
Vampire for Congress in FloridaThe Colbert ReportS10
Tea Party candidate Jake Rush faces questions about his role-playing hobby as he vies for Florida's congressional seat.
Sign Off - Penalty WhistleThe Colbert ReportS10
Stephen blows the whistle and throws down the yellow flag.
Michael Sam's NFL Draft KissThe Colbert ReportS10
Michael Sam wages war on traditional gridiron values immediately after becoming the NFL's first openly gay player.
Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - Monica Lewinsky's Conveniently Timed EssayThe Colbert ReportS10
Fox News pundits make the case for a Hillary Clinton-led conspiracy after Monica Lewinsky writes an article for Vanity Fair.
Glenn Greenwald Pt. 2The Colbert ReportS10
"No Place to Hide" author Glenn Greenwald describes unpublished internal documents that detail the scope of NSA spying.
Glenn Greenwald Pt. 1The Colbert ReportS10
"No Place to Hide" author Glenn Greenwald argues that the NSA engages in suspicion-less spying on Americans and non-Americans alike.
Pope Francis's Crusade Against CapitalismThe Colbert ReportS10
Pope Francis's anti-capitalist message leads pundits to debate whether he is a socialist.
#BringBackOurGirlsThe Colbert ReportS10
Twitter activists spark a worldwide movement to rescue hundreds of kidnapped schoolgirls in Nigeria, and conservative critics dismiss the effort as meaningless.
The Black KeysThe Colbert ReportS10
The Black Keys discuss Stephen's prostate and the power of Jerry Garcia.
Koch Brothers vs. The Columbus ZooThe Colbert ReportS10
The billionaire Koch brothers launch an ad encouraging Ohio voters to reject funding for the Columbus Zoo.
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