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Vampire for Congress in Florida

Season 10 • 05/08/2014

Republican incumbent Ted Yoho competes against a role-playing vampire for Florida's 3rd District.

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Tip/Wag - Herald Embroidery, Bug Scientists & Dana Perino
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A Kentucky store discriminates against gays and Freemasons, scientists discover the world's first female penis, and Fox News's Dana Perino deflates a conspiracy theory.
05/07/2014
05:57

David Remnick
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David Remnick describes "The 40s" and The New Yorker's evolution from a comedy magazine to a groundbreaking source of investigative journalism.
05/07/2014
00:07

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
05/07/2014
04:16

Vibrant Constipation Pill
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Doctors develop a pill that vibrates constipation away, and Stephen offers tips on cell phone storage.
05/07/2014
03:08

Ukraine in the Membrane
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Republicans urge President Obama to take military action as pro-Russian militias tighten their grip on Ukraine.
05/07/2014
00:35

Intro - 5/7/14
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Fox News blows the lid off of a scandal, Eastern Europe's problems continue, and David Remnick shares a vintage collection from The New Yorker.
05/07/2014
07:59

Better Know a Challenger - Florida's 3rd - Jake Rush
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Tea Party candidate Jake Rush expands on his core message as a small-government conservative who also happens to role-play as a vampire.
05/08/2014
00:11

Sign Off - Spinning Top
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Stephen employs a trick from "Inception" to see if he's dreaming.
05/08/2014
06:18

Ellen Page
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"X-Men: Days of Future Past" star Ellen Page discusses her emotional coming-out speech and generously helps Stephen boost his ratings.
05/08/2014
03:19

Stu Varney Among the Common People
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Fox Business anchor Stu Varney shares touching stories of being recognized on the street by New York's great unwashed masses.
05/08/2014
02:57

Vampire for Congress in Florida
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Tea Party candidate Jake Rush faces questions about his role-playing hobby as he vies for Florida's congressional seat.
05/08/2014
00:07

Sign Off - Penalty Whistle
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Stephen blows the whistle and throws down the yellow flag.
05/12/2014
04:03

Michael Sam's NFL Draft Kiss
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Michael Sam wages war on traditional gridiron values immediately after becoming the NFL's first openly gay player.
05/12/2014
06:29

Stephen Colbert's Bats**t Serious - Monica Lewinsky's Conveniently Timed Essay
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Fox News pundits make the case for a Hillary Clinton-led conspiracy after Monica Lewinsky writes an article for Vanity Fair.
05/12/2014
03:22

Glenn Greenwald Pt. 2
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"No Place to Hide" author Glenn Greenwald describes unpublished internal documents that detail the scope of NSA spying.
05/12/2014
06:57

Glenn Greenwald Pt. 1
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"No Place to Hide" author Glenn Greenwald argues that the NSA engages in suspicion-less spying on Americans and non-Americans alike.
05/12/2014
02:57

Pope Francis's Crusade Against Capitalism
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Pope Francis's anti-capitalist message leads pundits to debate whether he is a socialist.
05/13/2014
02:29

#BringBackOurGirls
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Twitter activists spark a worldwide movement to rescue hundreds of kidnapped schoolgirls in Nigeria, and conservative critics dismiss the effort as meaningless.
05/13/2014
03:37

The Black Keys
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The Black Keys discuss Stephen's prostate and the power of Jerry Garcia.
05/13/2014
03:11

Koch Brothers vs. The Columbus Zoo
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The billionaire Koch brothers launch an ad encouraging Ohio voters to reject funding for the Columbus Zoo.
05/13/2014
00:19

Sign Off - Sisters United Bags
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Stephen spreads the word about Sisters United handbags, made by rescued girls at the St. Monica's Girls School in Uganda.
05/13/2014
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