The Colbert Report
Fire at Universal
Season 4 • 06/02/2008
God listened to Stephen's prayers and burned down Universal Studios.
The Colbert ReportS4 Shout Out! - Broken Space Toilet
The astronauts are not pooping in a bag -- they're pooping in a bag-like collection system.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 5/29/08
Scott McClellan's new book accuses Bush of lying to get us into Iraq. That took balls, Scott -- five years ago.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democralypse Now - Florida and Michigan
To deny the votes of Michigan and Florida is to say that Kurt Cobain died in vain.
The Colbert ReportS4 David Sirota
David Sirota explains the presidential campaign isn't the only place where change happens.
The Colbert ReportS4 Final Thought
Stephen gives America the final thought on what should have been done with Michigan and Florida.
The Colbert ReportS4 Jon Paskowitz
Jon Paskowitz tells Stephen what it was like to travel around with a large family and a father who decided his children were going to surf instead of go to school.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Media Culpa
Media, if you want to prove you did your job well in the lead-up to the Iraq war, use the same techniques that McClellan used to sell the war to you in the first place.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/2/08
Scott McClellan says the press didn't do its job in the run-up to the war. Why is he complaining? They did his job.
The Colbert ReportS4 Obama's Church
Unfortunately, America can't vote for a man who doesn't even belong to a church. So Hillary it is.
The Colbert ReportS4 Colbert Platinum - Private Jets
Platinum members can now get servants' quarters on their private jets, a $175 hamburger, and Stephen's own iPod Nano postage stamp.
The Colbert ReportS4 Fire at Universal
God must have been listening to Stephen's prayers because Universal Studios went up in flames.
The Colbert ReportS4 George Will
George Will explains conservatives understand that the government's job is to deliver the mail, defend the shores, and get out of the way.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Word - Unhealthy Competition
The great thing about the war on terror is that if we fight it right, it can go on forever.
The Colbert ReportS4 Stephen's Sound Advice - Summer Jobs
Interns learn valuable job skills like getting coffee, fetching copy paper, and moisturizing a TV host.
The Colbert ReportS4 Democratic Primaries Over
Stephen goes through the stages of grief now that the Democratic primaries are over.
The Colbert ReportS4 Intro - 6/3/08
Is Al Qaeda running out of steam? And if so, what's powering Bin Laden's dialysis machine?
The Colbert ReportS4 Libertarian Party - Bob Barr
Stephen asks Libertarian presidential candidate Bob Barr if he's afraid the government will make him register his moustache.
The Colbert ReportS4 The Lost O'Reilly Tapes Pt. 2
On January 18, 2007, William Jefferson O'Reilly was interviewed for seven minutes, but only five of those minutes made it to air.
The Colbert ReportS4 Salman Rushdie
Salman Rushdie tells Stephen why playing Helen Hunt's gynecologist appealed to him.
The Colbert ReportS4 John McCain's Green Screen Challenge
By speaking in front of a green screen, John McCain issues a bold challenge to Americans to make him seem interesting.