The Colbert Report
Intro - 12/9/08
Season 4 • 12/09/2008
It's going to take a huge bribe to get Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich out of trouble.
The Word - Season of GivingThe Colbert ReportS4
It's time we put aside our differences and help those car companies in need.
Bush Kisses StreisandThe Colbert ReportS4
George W. Bush kisses Barbra Streisand and she kisses him back.
Intro - 12/8/08The Colbert ReportS4
The auto industry gets a bailout with no money down!
Barry & the StumpThe Colbert ReportS4
Barack Obama and Rahm Emanuel are evidently still hosting their morning drive time radio zoo.
Stephen on ConanThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen has 30 minutes to film a movie to promote.
Nixon AngelThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen finishes trimming the Nixmas tree with a Nixon angel.
Tek Jansen - Beginning's First Dawn: Episode Two RevisitedThe Colbert ReportS4
Tek Jansen starts his physical conditioning at Alpha Squad Academy.
Charlie KaufmanThe Colbert ReportS4
Charlie Kaufman must describe his new movie "Synecdoche, New York" using the words "feel good" and "sassy Chihuahua."
Rod Blagojevich Is ArrestedThe Colbert ReportS4
Rod Blagojevich could have just been pawning his wedding ring or selling puppies out of his trunk.
Nixmas Tree Trimming - Kevin BaconThe Colbert ReportS4
Kevin Bacon joins Stephen by the Nixmas tree to discuss his new movie "Frost/Nixon."
Intro - 12/9/08The Colbert ReportS4
Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich is arrested on corruption charges. It's going to take a huge bribe to get him out of this one.
Intro - 12/10/08The Colbert ReportS4
The Chinese reveal a new weapon. What can be more dangerous than their fire drills?
On Notice - ForgivenessThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen doesn't like the feeling of showing mercy, so he puts forgiveness on notice.
ThreatDown - HappinessThe Colbert ReportS4
This plague of positivity is a threat to our way of life, and more importantly, Stephen's show.
Richard HaassThe Colbert ReportS4
Richard Haass believes this century has the potential for America to cooperate with other countries to make the world safer.
Rod Blagojevich's BirthdayThe Colbert ReportS4
Governor, you really shouldn't have told anyone about last year's birthday wish to get away with your crimes.
The Ghost of Stage Manager BobbyThe Colbert ReportS4
The ghost of Bobby returns to show Stephen what his life was like before he became a greedy, narcissistic shell of a man.
Intro - 12/11/08The Colbert ReportS4
Atheists are trying to take the Christ out of Christmas. What's next, taking the Christ out of Christiane Amanpour?
Stephen Eats Ghost RibsThe Colbert ReportS4
Stephen wishes everybody a Merry Christmas, especially his former stage manager Bobby.
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