The Colbert Report

Yearly Kos Convention

Season 3 • 08/07/2007

Stephen can't tell the difference between the Nazis and a blogger convention.

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ThighMasters for the Troops

Stephen is appalled that the defense department would undermine our troops' self-confidence by sending them ThighMasters.
08/02/2007
00:34

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Intro - 8/2/07

Stephen warns his monkey viewers that the father of intelligent design will be joining him on the show.
08/02/2007
03:50

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Rick MacArthur

Rick MacArthur explains how NAFTA should be renamed the North American Cheap Labor Agreement.
08/02/2007
01:57

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Sport Report - Barry Smash

Stephen gives Alex Rodriguez some advice from his Little League days to help him hit his 500th home run.
08/02/2007
04:31

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Superhighway

Mitt Romney feels the idea of a NAFTA superhighway cutting through the U.S. is just an urban legend that he is strongly against.
08/02/2007
06:34

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Better Know a Protectorate - American Samoa - Eni Faleomavaega

Stephen finds out that the Representative from American Samoa is against the nuclear bombing of Pacific islands.
08/07/2007
00:19

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Sign Off - Colbert Commonsensicals

Stephen wants his Colbert Commonsensical to be put on a poster with a snowy white mountain or something.
08/07/2007
02:44

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The Word - The Dark Side

In order to win the war on terror, we need to use tactics that we should not even be able to conceive.
08/07/2007
05:56

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Ian Bogost

Author and video game designer Ian Bogost explains how video games allow people to put themselves in other people's shoes.
08/07/2007
00:36

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Intro - 8/7/07

In this episode, Stephen discusses the legalization of warrantless wiretapping, takes an in-depth look at American Samoa, and interviews video game designer Ian Bogost.
08/07/2007
02:57

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Yearly Kos Convention

Following in Bill O'Reilly's footsteps, Stephen finds the similarities between the Nazi Party and bloggers.
08/07/2007
04:48

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Wrist Watch - Fighting Back

Stephen reminds us to treasure our wrists and keep them strong.
08/08/2007
03:35

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Bears & Balls - Bootlegging

The Chinese market is full of fake Harry Potter books, including "Harry Potter and the Filler of Big."
08/08/2007
05:00

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Jim Cramer

Friend of the show Jim Cramer seemed a little on edge on CNBC last Friday.
08/08/2007
05:56

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Tina Brown

Tina Brown is the author of "The Diana Chronicles," which is about Princess Diana. Hopefully it comes on a commemorative plate.
08/08/2007
00:31

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Intro - 8/8/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Tina Brown and finds out what's causing Wall Street's roller coaster ride.
08/08/2007
05:40

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Tip/Wag - Bloomberg

If a billionaire mayor can't get out of jury duty, then what hope do the rest of us have?
08/09/2007
00:32

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Intro - 8/9/07

Stephen sits down with filmmaker Judd Apatow and takes a fair and balanced look at the upcoming presidential candidates.
08/09/2007
05:19

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Judd Apatow

Stephen commends Judd Apatow on casting a man no woman in her right mind would ever want to sleep with as a 40-year-old virgin.
08/09/2007
04:15

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The Word - Clarity

Stephen gives each presidential candidate impartial treatment -- from an American hero like Fred Thompson to a money-grubbing Ken doll like John Edwards.
08/09/2007
00:16

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Sign Off - Toenails

Don't forget to clip your toenails before you go to bed.
08/09/2007
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