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Sign Off - DNA

Season 2 • 02/21/2006

Stephen contemplates the double-edge helix of DNA.

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The Word - U.S.A.! U.S.A.!

The Winter Olympics are a time for countries to put aside political squabbles and get their asses kicked by the U.S.A.
02/09/2006
00:31

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Intro - 2/9/06

Stephen will delve into everything from the Winter Olympics and George Packer's new book to his upcoming work with DMX.
02/09/2006
06:39

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George Packer

Stephen finds a better way to look at the Iraq war than George Packer's critique of it.
02/09/2006
02:05

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"Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)"

In honor of Valentine's Day, Stephen plays a video of a love song he wrote in the 80s.
02/09/2006
07:16

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Lama Surya Das

Stephen tries to get Lama Surya Das to sell him on the concept of nonviolence for America.
02/21/2006
00:34

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Intro - 2/21/06

Stephen reports on disappointing Olympic athletes and prepares to interview the only politician from New Jersey who hasn't been accused of corruption.
02/21/2006
02:44

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Accidental Shooting

After a week off, Stephen returns with tragic news: he accidentally shot a friend in the face.
02/21/2006
03:25

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Better Know a District - New Jersey's 13th

Orphan though it may be, New Jersey's 13th Congressional district makes Stephen feel lucky.
02/21/2006
04:15

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The Word - U.S.A.? U.S.A.?

Stephen is upset that America refuses to win gold medals at the Winter Olympics by any means necessary.
02/21/2006
00:07

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Fract - Americana

Tonight's freedom fact takes a deeper look at Americana production.
02/21/2006
01:31

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Sign Off - DNA

Stephen swabs some of his own DNA for a place of honor on his bookshelf.
02/21/2006
04:08

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ThreatDown - Gay Adoption

From gay adoption to roommates, Stephen goes over the five most-threatening issues in America.
02/22/2006
06:25

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Michael Eric Dyson

Dr. Michael Eric Dyson discusses the nation's racial divide in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina.
02/22/2006
00:43

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Intro - 2/22/06

From the United Arab Emirates wanting to control a U.S. port to the Katrina debacle, Stephen introduces the major topics of this episode.
02/22/2006
05:06

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Speed Skating Debacle

Without the rights to the footage, Stephen acts out the press conference between two American speed skaters.
02/22/2006
03:10

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The Word - Absolutely Maybe

Stephen questions if the U.A.E., which has supported both terrorists and the war on terror, should be in charge of U.S. ports.
02/22/2006
00:31

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Intro - 2/23/06

The White House releases its own report on Hurricane Katrina, while California can't find doctors to assist with lethal injections.
02/23/2006
03:43

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The Word - Hippocratical

When your country calls on you to do your duty, don't hide behind your professional ethics.
02/23/2006
05:51

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David Brooks

The New York Times columnist David Brooks talks about being the conservative that liberals can like.
02/23/2006
01:45

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ThreatDown - Bears

Stephen has said it before: bears are after our kids.
02/23/2006
05:21

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Pharmaceuticals: Prescription for Progress

Despite all they do to keep you healthy, some people still don't appreciate pharmaceutical companies.
02/23/2006
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