The Colbert Report
Black Friday Interpretation
Season 6 • 11/29/2010
Stephen extends sincere apologies for his wrongful interpretation of what Black Friday means.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 11/17/10
Stephen wonders if Americans can put the national debt in vertical stripes and asks Ian Frazier how much a Toblerone costs in the gulag minibar.
The Colbert ReportS6 Stephen Pardons Joseph Gobbles
By the power vested in him by basic cable, Stephen grants Joseph Gobbles a complete pardon for all crimes -- past, present and future.
The Colbert ReportS6 Joseph Gobbles Shoots Jay the Intern
Stephen makes a police sketch of Joseph Gobbles the turkey after he shoots Jay the Intern in a botched drug deal.
The Colbert ReportS6 Salvatore Giunta
Salvatore Giunta gives credit to all the unsung heroes who didn't receive a Medal of Honor for bravery in Afghanistan.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Happy Thanksgiving
Stephen prepares to eat a turkey for Thanksgiving.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Pope Benedict XVI, Trick Play & Joseph Gobbles
The pope speaks out against the Internet, a middle school football team pulls off the greatest trick play, and Joseph Gobbles deals drugs to Jay the Intern.
The Colbert ReportS6 Better Business Hero
The next hot investment opportunity is toys your grandfather played with during the Depression.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 11/29/10
Stephen wants to convince married couples to breed, helps small business owners and gives Dan Savage a wedgie.
The Colbert ReportS6 Dan Savage
Dan Savage wants Stephen to set an example for high-profile conservative pundits by making a video for the It Gets Better Project.
The Colbert ReportS6 Black Friday Interpretation
Stephen apologizes to everyone at his neighborhood Wal-Mart who may have been offended by his wrongful interpretation of what Black Friday means.
The Colbert ReportS6 Soap Opera Product Placement
The product placement in "Days of Our Lives" is just the Q-Tip of the Dole brand iceberg lettuce.
The Colbert ReportS6 WikiLeaks Document Dump - James Rubin
James Rubin discusses the effect of the WikiLeaks document dump on international diplomacy.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Chex Mix Product Placement
Stephen signs off with Chex Mix.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tom Vilsack
Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack delivers a Stephen Colbert head made out of 25 pounds of organic cheddar.
The Colbert ReportS6 God Drops Steve Johnson's Football Pass
Steve Johnson blames God for dropping an easy game-winning touchdown pass in overtime.
The Colbert ReportS6 Lame Duck Congress - Jake Tapper
Jake Tapper guesses that Democrats and Republicans will strike a deal on extending the Bush tax cuts.
The Colbert ReportS6 Michelle Rhee
Michelle Rhee says the problem with America's public schools is that there is no organized interest group that represents children.
The Colbert ReportS6 Cheating Death - Calming Meat Goggles & the iThrone
Researchers find that the sight of red meat calms men down, and cell phones will soon be able to detect STDs.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Up on the Lingo
Stephen hopes you had as much fun receiving as he did emitting.
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