The Colbert Report
Pat Robertson's Romance Advice
Season 9 • 01/16/2013
The televangelist says that women should be less slatternly if they want their husbands' attention.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 1/15/13
Florida police catch a shirtless fugitive, Stephen profiles exciting new technology, and Jared Diamond shares his book, "The World Until Yesterday."
The Colbert ReportS9 CataCoffin CataCombo Sound System
The CataCoffin is the ultimate underground club, equipped with two-way speakers, tweeters and an eight-inch subwoofer.
The Colbert ReportS9 Lance Armstrong's Interview with Oprah
Oprah sits down with Charlie Rose to give the world her reaction to what she won't tell people Lance said.
The Colbert ReportS9 Jared Diamond
The Pulitzer Prize-winning author talks about his book, "The World Until Yesterday: What Can We Learn from Traditional Societies?"
The Colbert ReportS9 HSBC Laundering Charges
Just to show how sorry they are for funding murder, HSBC decides to partially defer bonus compensation for senior officials.
The Colbert ReportS9 Healthy Fake Smiles
Research suggests that forcing a smile genuinely decreases stress, which makes sense because that Joker guy from "Batman" seemed really chipper.
The Colbert ReportS9 Tom Brokaw
Network news icon Tom Brokaw discredits calls for Obama's impeachment and describes a few of the nine presidents he's covered since JFK.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 1/16/13
Big banks suffer harsh punishment, date nights rekindle romance, and Tom Brokaw talks about President Obama's second term.
The Colbert ReportS9 HSBC Laundering Charges - Matt Taibbi
"Secrets and Lies of the Bailout" author Matt Taibbi talks about HSBC, his famous Goldman Sachs dig and the problem with super wealthy banks.
The Colbert ReportS9 Pat Robertson's Romance Advice
In order to revive their marriages, women must live up to the beauty standards that Pat Robertson has set.
The Colbert ReportS9 The Word - United We Standoff
If the Second Amendment is truly meant to defend against government force, then citizens will never be safe until they can have their own aircraft carriers.
The Colbert ReportS9 Akhil Reed Amar
The legal scholar shares his book, "America's Unwritten Constitution: The Precedents and Principles We Live By."
The Colbert ReportS9 Corporate Scamwich
Two New York Post reporters expose a massive corporate conspiracy through an investigative journalism technique known as lunch.
The Colbert ReportS9 Porn Names & Porn Lawsuits
Megyn Kelly's porn name is not as good of a porn name as "Megyn Kelly," and a major adult filmmaker challenges L.A.'s condom law for porn actors.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's Gun Grab
Since King Gun Snatcher the Magnificent knew his gun policies weren't going to pass the smell test, he stoops to surrounding himself with children during his speech.
The Colbert ReportS9 Intro - 1/21/13
The Presidential Inauguration kicks off, America gets the flu, and The Atlantic's Ta-Nehisi Coates talks about Obama's next four years.
The Colbert ReportS9 Obama's Second Inauguration
The President swears in on Lincoln's Bible to ride the popularity of Spielberg's blockbuster, and inaugural guest James Taylor signifies how far America has come as a nation.
The Colbert ReportS9 Ta-Nehisi Coates
Ta-Nehisi Coates discusses President Obama's reelection, the Black Panther Party and Michelle Obama's youthful hairdo.
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