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Will Schwalbe
Season 3 • 06/20/2007
Stephen asks Will Schwalbe if it's okay to break up through e-mail.
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00:30
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/19/07
Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
06/19/2007
02:12
The Colbert Report
S3
Countdown to Armageddon
There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
06/19/2007
00:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Manifesto
Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
06/19/2007
01:44
The Colbert Report
S3
Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert Bork
It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
06/19/2007
06:00
The Colbert Report
S3
MaryBeth Garrigan
A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
06/19/2007
04:45
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Justice
Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
06/20/2007
00:37
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/20/07
Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
06/20/2007
00:13
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Job Well Done
Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
06/20/2007
02:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Bloomberg for President
Mayor Bloomberg may run as an independent. How can Stephen launch partisan attacks if he has no partisans?
06/20/2007
05:45
The Colbert Report
S3
Cheating Death - Colgate
Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze.
06/20/2007
05:24
The Colbert Report
S3
Will Schwalbe
Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
06/20/2007
00:34
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/21/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Vincent Bugliosi and wonders if condoms should be on your TV.
06/21/2007
04:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Ron Paul's Colbert Bump
Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
06/21/2007
01:53
The Colbert Report
S3
Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. Wizard
In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
06/21/2007
03:52
The Colbert Report
S3
Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly
Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
06/21/2007
03:10
The Colbert Report
S3
The Word - Porking
CBS and FOX will love the commercial for Stephen's new line of condoms.
06/21/2007
06:05
The Colbert Report
S3
Vincent Bugliosi
Vincent Bugliosi, author of "Reclaiming History," says Oswald killed Kennedy. Spoiler alert: Stephen is going to mildly disagree with him.
06/21/2007
02:51
The Colbert Report
S3
The Freegans
To prevent these trash-eating hippies from freeloading, Stephen asks us to hoard our garbage.
06/25/2007
00:28
The Colbert Report
S3
Intro - 6/25/07
In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Tom Hayden and examines Dick Cheney's power.
06/25/2007
05:47
The Colbert Report
S3
ThreatDown - Coral Reefs
Before you go to the beach this summer, you'll need a high SPF -- Stephen Protection Factor.
06/25/2007
06:10
The Colbert Report
S3
Tom Hayden
Tom Hayden, author of "Ending the War in Iraq," was one of the Chicago Seven. He's about to meet all of the Colbert One.
06/25/2007
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