The Colbert Report

Will Schwalbe

Season 3 • 06/20/2007

Stephen asks Will Schwalbe if it's okay to break up through e-mail.

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Intro - 6/19/07

Stephen sits down with author Anne-Marie Slaughter and asks whether there should be a national eagle day.
06/19/2007
02:12

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Countdown to Armageddon

There is fantastic news out of Jerusalem -- the world is coming to an end.
06/19/2007
00:10

The Colbert ReportS3
Sign Off - Manifesto

Stephen was going to read to the audience, but he's out of time.
06/19/2007
01:44

The Colbert ReportS3
Alpha Dog of the Week - Robert Bork

It takes a strong man to look at his own written opinions and say it's time for daddy to take a slice.
06/19/2007
06:00

The Colbert ReportS3
MaryBeth Garrigan

A good father will go to any length to regurgitate squirrel meat into his son's waiting mouth.
06/19/2007
04:45

The Colbert ReportS3
The Word - Justice

Every day another group of human rights supremacists takes another tool out of our terror-fighting workbench.
06/20/2007
00:37

The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 6/20/07

Stephen discusses e-mail etiquette with Will Schwalbe and a federal appeals court says the president can't indefinitely detain enemies.
06/20/2007
00:13

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Sign Off - Job Well Done

Take it from Stephen, there's nothing like a job well done.
06/20/2007
02:34

The Colbert ReportS3
Bloomberg for President

Mayor Bloomberg may run as an independent. How can Stephen launch partisan attacks if he has no partisans?
06/20/2007
05:45

The Colbert ReportS3
Cheating Death - Colgate

Dr. Colbert suggests not brushing your teeth because counterfeit Colgate may contain antifreeze.
06/20/2007
05:24

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Will Schwalbe

Will Schwalbe is the co-author of "Send," a book on e-mail etiquette. Where does he stand on lists of why cats are better than men?
06/20/2007
00:34

The Colbert ReportS3
Intro - 6/21/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with author Vincent Bugliosi and wonders if condoms should be on your TV.
06/21/2007
04:10

The Colbert ReportS3
Ron Paul's Colbert Bump

Ron Paul's appearance on The Colbert Report leads to impromptu Ron Paul rallies around the world.
06/21/2007
01:53

The Colbert ReportS3
Sign Off - Goodbye to Mr. Wizard

In tribute to Mr. Wizard, Stephen performs one of his trademark science tricks.
06/21/2007
03:52

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Difference Makers - Tim Donnelly

Stephen re-airs a segment on Tim Donnelly and the difference his 400-yard fence made to America.
06/21/2007
03:10

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The Word - Porking

CBS and FOX will love the commercial for Stephen's new line of condoms.
06/21/2007
06:05

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Vincent Bugliosi

Vincent Bugliosi, author of "Reclaiming History," says Oswald killed Kennedy. Spoiler alert: Stephen is going to mildly disagree with him.
06/21/2007
02:51

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The Freegans

To prevent these trash-eating hippies from freeloading, Stephen asks us to hoard our garbage.
06/25/2007
00:28

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Intro - 6/25/07

In tonight's episode, Stephen sits down with Tom Hayden and examines Dick Cheney's power.
06/25/2007
05:47

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ThreatDown - Coral Reefs

Before you go to the beach this summer, you'll need a high SPF -- Stephen Protection Factor.
06/25/2007
06:10

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Tom Hayden

Tom Hayden, author of "Ending the War in Iraq," was one of the Chicago Seven. He's about to meet all of the Colbert One.
06/25/2007
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