The Colbert Report
Intro - 6/2/11
Season 7 • 06/02/2011
Congress rejects raising the debt ceiling, so if China calls, let it go to voicemail.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sarah Palin Visits the Times Square Applebee's
Sarah Palin joins Donald Trump at one of New York's historic monuments, the Times Square Applebee's.
The Colbert ReportS7 Harmful Cell Phones
Stephen finds a way to talk to Nana on his cell phone without absorbing harmful cancer rays.
The Colbert ReportS7 Who's Riding My Coattails Now? - Jimmy Fallon
Stephen writes Jimmy Fallon a thank you note for appropriating his face to win an Emmy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Robert F. Kennedy Jr.
Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. says mountaintop mining is not a good thing for American democracy.
The Colbert ReportS7 Dancing on the Ceiling
Republicans show their Tea Party base that they're against raising the debt ceiling, while reassuring Wall Street that it's political theater.
The Colbert ReportS7 Tip/Wag - Osama bin Laden & Hugh Hefner
Documents reveal Osama bin Laden's immaculate financial records, and Hugh Hefner gets his pipe cleaned while he watches Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS7 Salman Khan
Salman Khan hopes that anyone with an Internet connection will use his YouTube lessons to learn.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anthony Weiner Addresses Twitter Scandal
Stephen admires the fiscal discipline it takes to resist launching a federal investigation of Anthony Weiner's groin.
The Colbert ReportS7 Intro - 6/2/11
Congress rejects raising the debt ceiling, and Salman Khan teaches over 53 million students.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen's Twitter Scandal
In light of Congressman Anthony Weiner's admission, Stephen confesses the origins of a provocative photo.
The Colbert ReportS7 Paul Revere's Famous Ride
Stephen proves that Paul Revere could have ridden a horse while ringing a bell and firing multiple warning shots from a front-loading musket.
The Colbert ReportS7 Obama Administration Replaces Food Pyramid
The Obama administration plans to replace Stephen's favorite Egyptian mortuary-based nutritional diagram.
The Colbert ReportS7 Werner Herzog
Werner Herzog explains why he added radioactive albino crocodiles to his documentary about cave paintings.
The Colbert ReportS7 Stephen's Midnight Ride
Stephen reenacts Paul Revere's midnight ride with a horse, bells and a musket.
The Colbert ReportS7 Anthony Weiner's Emergency Press Conference
Anthony Weiner's sadly delicious, sordid saga proves that Democrats don't share Republican values.
The Colbert ReportS7 Scott Pelley's First CBS Broadcast
Just two hours after Anthony Weiner's joint press conference, Scott Pelley starts his first broadcast with the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq.
The Colbert ReportS7 Sugar Ray Leonard
Sugar Ray Leonard describes what he thinks of boxing today and thumb wrestles Stephen.
The Colbert ReportS7 Apologies to Shimshamistan
Stephen apologizes to the viewers in Shimshamistan for broadcasting an expose of atrocities.
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