The Colbert Report

Sign Off - Man Handler & Fork Phone

Season 7 • 01/26/2011

Stephen works on his Man Handler and Fork Phone inventions.

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04:26

The Colbert ReportS7
Nazi-ometer

For anyone else who wants to demonize a political opponent, Stephen has a chart of Nazis in descending order of Naziness.
01/25/2011
03:21

The Colbert ReportS7
The "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother" Controversy

Amy Chua points out where Western mothers have it all wrong in "Battle Hymn of the Tiger Mother."
01/25/2011
00:26

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Stephen Welcomes Cody Price

Stephen delivers a special message to the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Cody Price.
01/25/2011
05:03

The Colbert ReportS7
ThreatDown - Radical Muslim Snacks, Flying Robot Drones & Coked Up Vacuums

Sharia law creeps into America, flying robots build dorm room shelves, and a woman finds crystal meth hidden in her vacuum cleaner.
01/25/2011
06:46

The Colbert ReportS7
Amy Chua

Amy Chua explains how she tried to raise her two daughters the same way her strict Chinese immigrant parents raised her.
01/25/2011
00:31

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 1/25/11

Stephen looks at Congressional name-calling, and Amy Chua says Chinese mothers are better than American mothers -- in bed.
01/25/2011
03:04

The Colbert ReportS7
Mr. Smith Goes to the State Legislature, Then Later Possibly Washington - Curtis Oda

Curtis Oda's bill to allow the humane killing of feral animals will let city folk experience the joys of hunting.
01/26/2011
05:41

The Colbert ReportS7
Christine Yvette Lewis

Christine Yvette Lewis is a working nanny who advocates for fair labor standards for domestic workers.
01/26/2011
07:38

The Colbert ReportS7
Obama's State of the Union Address - Michael Waldman

Stephen answers Obama's call to entrepreneurs and reviews the State of the Union address with Michael Waldman.
01/26/2011
03:38

The Colbert ReportS7
Anonymous Insider Author Speculation

It's possible Stephen is the author of "O" since he does have frequent episodes where he blacks out.
01/26/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Man Handler & Fork Phone

Stephen plays with his new Man Handler and Fork Phone inventions.
01/26/2011
05:58

The Colbert ReportS7
Brian Greene

Brian Greene says math is the gateway to reality and calls Stephen a bag of particles governed by the laws of physics.
01/27/2011
03:50

The Colbert ReportS7
Gordita Supreme Court

Taco Bell's meat mixture doesn't satisfy the USDA's minimum requirements to be called beef.
01/27/2011
00:05

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Goodnight

Stephen says goodnight.
01/27/2011
00:33

The Colbert ReportS7
Intro - 1/27/11

Stephen wonders if ESP exists, covers Taco Bell's broiled controversy and asks Brian Greene if there's a parallel universe where people still buy books.
01/27/2011
07:45

The Colbert ReportS7
Time-Traveling Porn - Daryl Bem

Stephen uses the power of time-traveling porn to predict the 2012 presidential election, and Daryl Bem discusses his theory of extrasensory pornception.
01/27/2011
02:12

The Colbert ReportS7
Candyquake

Stephen warned members of the Colbert Nation about thundersnow exactly five years to the day before New York was hit again.
01/27/2011
04:43

The Colbert ReportS7
Mubarak, Mu Problems - Samer Shehata

Samer Shehata believes the U.S. can push for a stable Middle East by supporting the 83 million Egyptians rising up.
01/31/2011
02:53

The Colbert ReportS7
Mubarak, Mu Problems

The Egyptian people should hold a special election to choose between Hosni Mubarak, Hosno McBarak and Hosna Mooburka.
01/31/2011
03:03

The Colbert ReportS7
Un-American News - Kim Jong-il's Furry Hat

Decades of autocratic rule appear to be coming to an end for Kim Jong-il's furry hat.
01/31/2011
00:06

The Colbert ReportS7
Sign Off - Kim Jong-bear

Stephen signs off with his furry North Korean dictator hat.
01/31/2011
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