The Colbert Report
Intro - 2/28/11
Season 7 • 02/28/2011
Stephen's portrait will look great on the wall of a hedge fund manager's walk-in cocaine pantry.
Republicans Flirt With Presidential CandidacyThe Colbert ReportS7
For unattached voters like Stephen, the Republican field has so many caucus teases, and they're all playing hard to get.
Mike HuckabeeThe Colbert ReportS7
Mike Huckabee believes there aren't nearly enough potential presidential candidates working for Fox News.
Corporate Hacker Tries to Take Down WikiLeaks - Glenn GreenwaldThe Colbert ReportS7
Glenn Greenwald praises WikiLeaks for shining a light on what government and corporations do in secret.
Era of American Dental Exceptionalism Is OverThe Colbert ReportS7
The plummeting number of toothpaste varieties infringes on Stephen's right to brush each of his 32 teeth with its own individual toothpaste.
Sign Off - Tomorrow's Goodnight PreviewThe Colbert ReportS7
Join Stephen this same time tomorrow for another goodnight.
Tip/Wag - Joe Reed & Levi's Ex-Girlfriend JeansThe Colbert ReportS7
Montana Representative Joe Reed legislates scientific fact on global warming, and Levi's introduces ex-girlfriend jeans.
Art Stephen Up Challenge - Phillips de Pury AuctionThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen announces the Phillips de Pury auction and unveils a new artistic interpretation of his portrait in which he appears to be part duck.
Anonymous Hacks The Colbert ReportThe Colbert ReportS7
It's no surprise that Anonymous hacked The Colbert Report since they've been hacking Stephen's bathroom scale for years.
Michael ScheuerThe Colbert ReportS7
Michael Scheuer believes the war on terror has barely begun because the American people don't have a clue about why they're being attacked.
Intro - 2/28/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen deals with climate change by staying inside, and Michael Scheuer has no trouble finding a publisher for his book about Osama bin Laden.
Evan OsnosThe Colbert ReportS7
Evan Osnos believes America needs to be working as hard as China if it wants to come up with the next big technological idea.
Muammar al-Gaddafi Competes With Charlie SheenThe Colbert ReportS7
Muammar al-Gaddafi tries to grab the limelight back from Charlie Sheen by sitting down with Christiane Amanpour.
Intro - 3/1/11The Colbert ReportS7
Stephen looks at the growing gap between rich and poor, addresses America's elderly and talks to Evan Osnos about the Oscars.
The Word - New Country for Old MenThe Colbert ReportS7
The newly formed America Plus will still maintain normal diplomatic relations with poor America.
Sign Off - Welcome Zachary Paul DahmThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen welcomes the newest member of the Colbert Nation, Zachary Paul Dahm.
Senior Moment - Geriatric PornThe Colbert ReportS7
It's time for America's freeloading seniors to turn on the camera and start giving each other the early bird special.
Eulogy SpotThe Colbert ReportS7
Pope Benedict XVI doesn't blame the Jews for Jesus' death, and anti-Obama obituaries give a new voice to America's silent majority.
Sign Off - Demise of the White PagesThe Colbert ReportS7
Stephen honors the passing of the greatest American book since the Bible.
Wisconsin Prank Call BillThe Colbert ReportS7
Bill O'Reilly shows violent footage while talking about the peaceful Wisconsin teachers' union protests, and Republicans sponsor a bill that will prohibit prank calls.
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