The Colbert Report

HipHopKetball II: The ReJazzebration Remix '06

Season 2 • 03/14/2006

Colbert is back, but he's not alone -- got Abdul-Jabbar and his saxophone!

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01:45

Not Gay
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Stephen wants all the supporters of the homosexual agenda to respect his choice to be "not gay."
03/13/2006
02:08

Predictions
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Based on the Southern Republican Leadership Conference straw poll, The Colbert Report predicts that Bill Frist will win the presidential election in 2008.
03/13/2006
01:24

Sign Off - Mad Magazine
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Stephen honors the inventor of the Mad Magazine fold-in, Al Jaffee.
03/13/2006
00:24

Intro - 3/13/06
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Tonight, Stephen takes "The Sopranos" to task, loses money on March Madness and interviews author Christopher Buckley.
03/13/2006
06:33

Keith Olbermann
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Stephen thinks being a bully is just another way of getting your points across passionately.
03/14/2006
03:50

Was It Really That Bad? - Before Unions
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You know what prevents childhood obesity? A 19-hour shift at the mills.
03/14/2006
02:54

The Word - Scapegoat
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The whole point of the scapegoat is ruined if the goat wanders back into the village and testifies against the high priest.
03/14/2006
02:39

Trusting the Media
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Stephen presents some examples of the mainstream media's sublimi-Nazi cropaganda.
03/14/2006
00:27

Intro - 3/14/06
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Stephen wonders how Keith Olbermann escaped the gravitational pull of Chris Matthews' head long enough to appear on The Colbert Report.
03/14/2006
00:07

Fract - Hawaii
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Hawaii was the last state admitted to the union.
03/14/2006
02:25

HipHopKetball II: The ReJazzebration Remix '06
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Stephen previews the sequel to his documentary, "Hiphopketball: A Jazzebration," with Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
03/14/2006
01:26

Craziest F#?king Thing I've Ever Heard - Bear Wrestling
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Stephen hopes that bears stay out of high school and college athletics.
03/15/2006
00:34

Intro - 3/15/06
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How many children must a man father before you call him a man? Turns out the answer is around 20.
03/15/2006
03:48

Al Franken Fields Calls
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Al Franken speculates on why Bill O'Reilly doesn't do USO tours.
03/15/2006
04:56

Sperm Donor
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If you wanna showcase how private you are, come out and do it in public.
03/15/2006
06:08

Al Franken
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Stephen wants Al Franken to announce his senate run on his show as soon as possible.
03/15/2006
03:13

The Word - None of the Above
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To place college-bound kids, ask them questions like, "Can America be wrong? Answer in two letters or less."
03/15/2006
00:30

Intro - 3/16/06
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Stephen reports on a new sleep aide, interviews author and actor Frank Vincent and profiles the U.S. Virgin Islands.
03/16/2006
05:44

Better Know a Protectorate - The Virgin Islands - Donna Christensen
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Virgin Islands Representative Donna Christensen takes time away from not voting to talk to Stephen Colbert.
03/16/2006
03:10

Who's Attacking Me Now? - Commander Coconut
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Stephen finds it handy to play the "tumor card" in a pinch.
03/16/2006
00:06

Sign Off - I'll Miss You
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The show is over, and Stephen will miss his American viewers.
03/16/2006
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