The Colbert Report
The Word - Cat
Season 1 E 11 • 11/02/2005
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.

Watching

04:29
The Colbert ReportS1 E10
Formidable Opponent - Charity
Stephen turns to the only man with the balls to go to the mat on the charity issue -- himself.
11/01/2005
06:54
The Colbert ReportS1 E10
Ken Burns
Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
11/01/2005
00:31
The Colbert ReportS1 E10
Intro - 11/1/05
Stephen talks to documentarian Ken Burns, while Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles begin their tour of America.
11/01/2005
02:09
The Colbert ReportS1 E11
Fatwa
There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
11/02/2005
07:01
The Colbert ReportS1 E11
Bruce Feiler
Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
11/02/2005
00:08
The Colbert ReportS1 E11
Fract - Civil War
How many Civil Wars has America fought?
11/02/2005
02:23
The Colbert ReportS1 E11
The War on Wal-Mart
Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
11/02/2005
02:16
The Colbert ReportS1 E11
C-Span Coverage
C-Span 2 had some very alternative coverage during the Senate's closed-door session, and The New York Times has never heard of "truthiness."
11/02/2005
02:14
The Colbert ReportS1 E11
Lieber - One Testicle
Russ Lieber leaves Stephen a voicemail with the story of why he has one testicle.
11/02/2005
00:30
The Colbert ReportS1 E11
Intro - 11/2/05
Tonight's episode features dancing with dogs, biblical scholar/food writer Bruce Feiler, Wal-Mart's deadly secret and cross words for The New York Times.
11/02/2005
02:58
The Colbert ReportS1 E11
The Word - Cat
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.
11/02/2005
00:09
The Colbert ReportS1 E12
Fract - Karl Marx
Karl Marx wasn't so smart. He spelled "Capital" with a "K"!
11/03/2005
05:15
The Colbert ReportS1 E12
Bradley Whitford
Stephen Colbert gushes over "The West Wing," a show that's destroying America.
11/03/2005
01:48
The Colbert ReportS1 E12
The In-Box - Kicking Ass
Gary P. from Cincinnati thinks Stephen kicks ass, but left out the part about him taking names.
11/03/2005
05:56
The Colbert ReportS1 E12
Better Know a District - Ohio's 11th - Stephanie Tubbs Jones
Stephen Colbert and Stephanie Tubbs Jones discuss Lincoln's hobbies.
11/03/2005
03:22
The Colbert ReportS1 E12
The Word - Shhhh!...
During Bush's first term, we didn't want to know all the depressing things that were going on, and the press had the savvy not to try and find out.
11/03/2005
02:29
The Colbert ReportS1 E12
Judge Tubbs
The Colbert Report hires Ohio Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones to be its new legal expert.
11/03/2005
00:30
The Colbert ReportS1 E12
Intro - 11/3/05
Ladies of a certain age, The Colbert Report gives you -- Bradley Whitford
11/03/2005
01:17
The Colbert ReportS1 E13
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots
On the fifth anniversary of George W. Bush's presidential election, Stephen uses Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to illustrate the anger of the citizens.
11/07/2005
03:04
The Colbert ReportS1 E13
Rioting Do's and Don'ts
Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials.
11/07/2005
00:30
The Colbert ReportS1 E13
Intro - 11/7/05
Revolution in Paris, The Report in Canada, Eliot Spitzer in the studio and another Christmas tradition threatened: all coming up!
11/07/2005
You may also like1 Video
Trailer
00:15
Watch the Emmy-Winning Schitt's Creek from the Beginning
Get to know the Rose family. Watch the hit comedy Schitt's Creek every Friday starting at 8/7c.
10/03/2020