The Colbert Report
The Word - Cat
Season 1 • 11/02/2005
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets.
Formidable Opponent - CharityThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen turns to the only man with the balls to go to the mat on the charity issue -- himself.
Ken BurnsThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen asks Ken Burns why nobody is doing a documentary about his show.
Intro - 11/1/05The Colbert ReportS1
Stephen talks to documentarian Ken Burns, while Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles begin their tour of America.
FatwaThe Colbert ReportS1
There is a death warrant out for Stephen Colbert because he said Halloween is a better holiday than Ramadan.
Bruce FeilerThe Colbert ReportS1
Bruce Feiler has walked the Bible and believes that God was born in Iraq.
The War on Wal-MartThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen called the war on Wal-Mart before The New York Times did.
C-Span CoverageThe Colbert ReportS1
C-Span 2 had some very alternative coverage during the Senate's closed-door session, and The New York Times has never heard of "truthiness."
Lieber - One TesticleThe Colbert ReportS1
Russ Lieber leaves Stephen a voicemail with the story of why he has one testicle.
Intro - 11/2/05The Colbert ReportS1
Tonight's episode features dancing with dogs, biblical scholar/food writer Bruce Feiler, Wal-Mart's deadly secret and cross words for The New York Times.
The Word - CatThe Colbert ReportS1
A new radio station plays music for lonely house-bound pets, prompting Stephen to question if we, as a society, over-pamper our animals.
Fract - Karl MarxThe Colbert ReportS1
Karl Marx wasn't so smart. He spelled "Capital" with a "K"!
Bradley WhitfordThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert gushes over "The West Wing," a show that's destroying America.
The In-Box - Kicking AssThe Colbert ReportS1
Gary P. from Cincinnati thinks Stephen kicks ass, but left out the part about him taking names.
Better Know a District - Ohio's 11th - Stephanie Tubbs JonesThe Colbert ReportS1
Stephen Colbert and Stephanie Tubbs Jones discuss Lincoln's hobbies.
The Word - Shhhh!...The Colbert ReportS1
During Bush's first term, we didn't want to know all the depressing things that were going on, and the press had the savvy not to try and find out.
Judge TubbsThe Colbert ReportS1
The Colbert Report hires Ohio Representative Stephanie Tubbs Jones to be its new legal expert.
Intro - 11/3/05The Colbert ReportS1
Ladies of a certain age, The Colbert Report gives you -- Bradley Whitford
Rock 'Em Sock 'Em RobotsThe Colbert ReportS1
On the fifth anniversary of George W. Bush's presidential election, Stephen uses Rock 'Em Sock 'Em Robots to illustrate the anger of the citizens.
Rioting Do's and Don'tsThe Colbert ReportS1
Smashing windows and burning cars are both riot essentials.
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