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Blood in the Water - Bill O'Reilly's Racial Insensitivity

Season 9 • 01/07/2013

Bill O'Reilly says that Asians are typically more industrious and hardworking than liberal.

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America dodges a financial crisis, the PC police attack Bill O'Reilly, and Wikipedia co-founder Jimmy Wales chats about his free encyclopedia.
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Jimmy Wales
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Stephen says goodnight.
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Fiscal Cliff Deal & Disincentives
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Republicans accept President Obama's tax hikes on the wealthy, but luckily this horrible deal contains a few loopholes.
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Stephen's Holiday Break
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Blood in the Water - Bill O'Reilly's Racial Insensitivity
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Wikipedia's elephants page has more protection than elephants, and the liberal media twists Bill O'Reilly's compliment about Asians.
01/07/2013
07:05

Cheating Death - Rage & Blood Transfusions
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People naturally blessed with soul-choking bitterness live longer than the terminally calm, and drinking young blood is a great alternative to exercising.
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Bin Laden Film Controversy
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Since America is long overdue for a thorough investigation into its use of torture in movies, the Senate Intelligence Committee goes after "Zero Dark Thirty."
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Chris Kluwe explains the punter's role and reiterates his support for pro-gay Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo.
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The USPS Forever Stamp goes up by one penny, which proves the government can't do anything right.
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Sign Off - VACSA-TERN
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Stephen sips on the blood of the young and admires himself in the mirror.
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Intro - 1/8/13
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Science finds the key to a long, healthy life, "Zero Dark Thirty" stirs up controversy, and NFL punter Chris Kluwe discusses gay rights advocacy.
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Gun Control Backlash
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America considers gun control, a troubling food addiction surfaces, and paleontologist Neil Shubin finds the missing link between sea and land creatures.
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