The Colbert Report
Season 6 • 09/20/2010
Stephen Malkmus discusses his path to success, ambiguous lyrics and musical influence.
The Colbert ReportS6 Atone Phone - Joan Rivers Calls
Joan Rivers tells Stephen that if he looked any doughier in his tux at the Emmys, he'd be working for Pillsbury.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 9/15/10
Stephen gets to go to a Chinese restaurant for the Jewish high holidays, and Saul Griffith tries to solve global warming.
The Colbert ReportS6 March to Keep Fear Alive Announcement
To restore truthiness and fight Jon Stewart's creeping reasonableness, Stephen announces his March to Keep Fear Alive.
The Colbert ReportS6 Lawrence O'Donnell
Lawrence O'Donnell predicts that a Tea Party Congress would get sworn in and immediately move to adjourn for the rest of the year.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - March to Keep Fear Alive
Don't forget to book your trip to Washington, D.C. for Stephen's March to Keep Fear Alive on October 30th.
The Colbert ReportS6 ThreatDown - Bedbugs & Environmentalists - Jerome Goddard
Stephen asks Jerome Goddard how to stop the rabid infestation of bedbugs that seems to have come about during the Obama administration.
The Colbert ReportS6 Tip/Wag - Chilean Miners, Portland Press Herald & Isa Blyth
Trapped Chilean miners get cigarettes, the Portland Press Herald issues an apology, and a 106-year-old woman credits her longevity to being a virgin.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 9/20/10
Everyone's talking about the March to Keep Fear Alive, a 106-year-old woman shares her secret to long life, and Pavement reunites after 11 years.
The Colbert ReportS6 March to Keep Fear Alive Media Coverage
Stephen's greatest fear is that he's not getting enough media attention for his March to Keep Fear Alive.
The Colbert ReportS6 Christine O'Donnell Witch Test
If Christine O'Donnell sinks to the bottom of the river and drowns, her bloated corpse can march to victory with a clean record.
The Colbert ReportS6 Pavement
Stephen Malkmus explains how Pavement can be such an influential band and not have a number one hit.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 9/21/10
Poverty in America is at an all-time high, Craigslist shuts down its adult services, and Google CEO Eric Schmidt searches for himself.
The Colbert ReportS6 Eric Schmidt
Google CEO Eric Schmidt wants people to remember that when you post something online, computers will remember it forever.
The Colbert ReportS6 In Poor Taste - Mark Shriver
If Mark Shriver says, "help the poor or they will rise up against us," Stephen will invite him to the March to Keep Fear Alive.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Sign Up for the March to Keep Fear Alive
Visit the Keep Fear Alive Facebook page to sign up for the march, but don't follow rally4sanity on Twitter.
The Colbert ReportS6 Colbertslist
Stephen closely monitors every ad on Colbertslist to make sure they're free from sexual solicitation.
The Colbert ReportS6 Fallback Position - Migrant Worker Pt. 1
Stephen asks Zoe Lofgren how hard it is to be a migrant farm worker and if she wants to make an anchor baby.
The Colbert ReportS6 The Word - The More You No
Schools should require permission slips before our children are allowed to learn anything we disagree with.
The Colbert ReportS6 Intro - 9/22/10
President Obama bails out kids who lost their lunch money, and Guillermo del Toro meets Stephen del Matador.
The Colbert ReportS6 Sign Off - Stephen Won't Forgive You
If you missed any part of tonight's show, Stephen will never ever forgive you.
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